Otro blogger más que se jarta:
Alex Ferreira (Cadena De Longaniza) ha decidido poner fin a su cadena.
Te extrañaremos mucho....
Yo también a veces como que medio pienso dejar esto, pero si lo hago mis sobrinos me galletean...
| How You Life Your Life |
 You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside. You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think. Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot! You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them. |
Well, mine don't have sweets because THEY are too sweet already...
Ream more here
| You Are 40% Weird |
 Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it! |
If I had known then what I know now....
Now, this is all nice until your (%#$%&("$# external drive crashes (like mine did)...
Read
here for more info.
After taking Akron and Canton by storm, my brother and his family decided to ravage Niagara Falls.
From left to right: Memo, Chachi, Guillo (Fausto's son), Fernandito, Gabriel, Mariu, Sarah, Christina Emilia and Silvia.
Here he is with Laura, his sister in law, and Guillo, his son, in their Maid of the Mist raincoats...The article says it will be moving towards Southern US. As far as I saw it on the news this morning, it will be situated smack across the Caribbean...
Read morehere.
From left to right: (starting with the first pink shirt) Sarah, my cousin Fausto's wife, Silvia, tía Milita, tío Guillermo, my brother Chachi, María Eugenia and Gabriel.
Not only did they go to the doctor's, they also visited my aunt (my mom's sister) and her family. My uncle and my cousin are the best dermatologists in the whole State of Ohio, so if you ever develop a rash or a ñáñara and are in the Ohio area, don't hesitate to visit them...| You Should Learn Japanese |
 You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture. From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko! |
Anjá.... entonces...
¿Qué hubieses comprado tu si hubieses tenido la tarjeta de crédito de Baninter de Pepe Goico?
I can feel the rage inside me boiling...
STOP THIS INSANITY ALREADY!
Kill yourselves and leave the rest of the world be!!!!!!!!!!
Read more here
Here's a first:
Today rains, inside and out.
For a couple of days now I've hard this weird sensation in my right ear, as if water was in it.
I haven't taken a dip on a pool or a beach for some time, so I don't know where that comes from...
I guess I'll have to see a doctor...
Meanwhile, it bothers me a lot...
36 years ago today mankind first landed on the Moon.
When will we ever go there again?
To read more, go to Wikipedia.
No more "beam me up, Scotty"....
A sad day for Star Trek fans around the world...
infatuation
My mom's results came back negative!
Woo hoo! 4 years cancer free and counting!
Thank you Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Ima!
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuu!
TodaY is MY cousin Ima's birthday...
The guys at the shop were not able to fix my external drive.....
I had to buy a new one from Amazon...
Before I was poor, now I'm dirt poor...
| Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde |
 You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head. Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock... even though that's not your intent. You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new designs and content. |
I wonder how my friend Katherine in Bonaire is doing?
We are such a blessed land, I'm almost sure we won't even get an inch of rain here...
Yeah baby, you know you want it... I'm getting me some of that...
I pre-ordered mine on Amazon
Some people might find it flattering, but to me it gets tiresome after a while: my parents believe I am superwoman.
If anything is broken, I can fix it. If nothing can be done, call me and I will do it.
I know certain things come with age, but slowly and consistently my parents have come to rely on me to fix and/or solve anything anywhere.
For example, last week there was issue with the little remote that controls the access door to our parking at home. One of the door's (we have 2 access doors) mechanism had to be changed, therefore the remote had to be reprogrammed. Now, take into consideration that my father loves to keep useless, outdated and discontinued things and use them, and we have a problem.
When we first moved in, we were given 2 remotes per apartment. These remotes were very ugly (as are most of the things that come stock), so a few months later, being the gadget tech freak I am, I bought myself a brand new shiny modern remote. Needless to say, my dad kept the old one. I had no problem reprogramming mine, but dad's was a whole other story.
The process to reprogram dad's was as follows: I had to open the remote and align some buttons according to the button alignment on the gate unit. Now, one of my favorite phrases I use at home is "I don't know, I studied law", but since I don't believe in minimum effort, I proceeded to disassemble the motor in order to find the place where the supposed buttons were and proceed with aligning the remote's buttons. I did everything possible, but I just couldn't find the buttons. I even went online to find instructions on where to find them, but I couldn't find any.
Anyways, I programmed my remote and mom's, but I couldn't program dad's. I knew this would come back and bite me in the hinnie. I went upstairs and told dad what had happened, but he just didn't get it. My dad is very easy going, but when something gets inside that mind of his, there's just no way anyone will get out of it. He called my brother, who is not as easy going as I am, and he told him he couldn't do it. We are not, after all, CAME technicians. He kept on asking my brother to do it, and my brother told him he didn't have the time nor the knowledge.
My brother and I told dad to call the authorized technicians or get a new remote, but he said we could do it. He kept on asking me to do it, while I kept on telling him I WAS A FRIGGIN' LAWYER NOT A TECHNICIAN, and that I had done what I could. My solution was to either call the technicians or buy a new remote.
Last week, every single day, the theme of the day was the remote. Dad asked my aunt, my uncle, my brother and me again.... talk about consistent!
Finally, yesterday the technicians went home and reprogrammed the remote, well, dad's remote at least, I had to reprogram mom's and mine.
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My parents are technologically challenged. And when I say technologically challenged I really mean it. I have to give them 2 weeks courses to explain how to turn the TV on. And then every couple of days I have to give them refreshing courses. I have even had to learn the precise location of the buttons on the remotes, because they find it stressful to read the signs.
Dad: "Eny, how do I turn on the TV?"
Me: "Okay dad, upper left hand corner, do you see a sign that reads "Power"?"
D: "Yup"
M: "Press it"
D: "I did. It doesn't work"
M: "Are you sure you pressed the red button at the upper left hand side of the remote that reads "Zenith"? The one that says in tiny letters "power"? Are you pointing it to the TV?"
D: "I don't have my glasses on."
M: "Put them on"
D: "OK, Power, pressed it nothing. We're doomed, it doesn't work".
M: "Is the little red light turning on when you press the button? The one right next to the word "power"?"
D: "Let me see... yes, it is, but the TV isn't working"
M: "okay, since I'm at the office right now, working, I can't go home to press the button for you. Why don't you get off your couch, get near the TV and turn it on manually?"
D: "And how do I do that?"
M: "What, get off the couch, walk to the tv or turn it on?"
D: "Ja ja ja! You're funny!"
M: "Yes daddy, I know. Now, Under the screen there are a series of buttons with letters on top of them. Fourth button, left to right, it says "Power" in big letters. Now, press it."
D: "There is no power button, only ones that say "eject" and "stop""
M: "Dad, you're looking at the VCR. The VCR is underneath the TV. I said the buttons on the TV, just below the screen."
D: "Oh, yes I see them now. Which is the button I have to press again?"
M: "Fourth button, left to right, it says "Power" in big letters."
D: "I pressed it. Nothing. The TV is broken."
M: "Is the TV's plug connected?"
D: "I dunno, how do I check?"
M: "Go behind the tv, there's a little electric strip connected to the socket on the wall."
D: "There's a bunch of things connected there."
M. "Yes, I know. Now, follow the cord that comes out of the TV. Give it a little pull, see if it's connected."
D: "Yes, it is. But the TV still doesn't work."
M: "Okay, you'll have to wait 'till I get home then."
(I can hear my mom shouting in the background "all I want to do is watch a little TV! Why, Lord, why?")
when, lo and behold, it crashed. Needless to say, I went berserk. All my pics were in my computer, all my music was in my computer, all my emails were in my computer, all my software was in the computer, all my documents were in there, all my installers and serial codes were in the computer and they were going to erase it today. I FELT NAKED.
I'd rather be fat than this skinny! By God! Even Twiggy back in her days looked better than them!
Chequeen Bracuta's Yaniqueque Shop.
Les dije que estaba en olla y que iba a hacer t-shirts, asi que aqui van los primeros. Para los que vivan en RD tambien los tendremos pronto a la venta en una tienda, pero mientras tanto los pueden comprar online.
Muy pronto mas variedad de logos y productos.
En busqueda de chelitos!
| Your Kissing Purity Score: 11% Pure |
 For you, it's all kiss and no talk. You're in a permanent lip lock. |
Remolacha.net/Pagina Fea Pero Informativa: Int'l Bank Pays Damages to Businessman
Ay, el pobresito.. y tanta falta que le hacen esos chelitos al pobre...
Y yo aquí jodía pensando de dónde es que voy a sacar dinero DE MANERA LEGAL....
La Tormenta Tropical Dennis está desarrollándose en el Mar Caribe.
Guerra avisada no mata soldado...
The True You |
| You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be together with you always, no matter when or where. |
| With respect to money, you are a bit stingy. |
| You think good luck might come your way, but if it does you'll be so surprised you'll burst out laughing. |
| The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort. |
| You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. |
| When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you don't have any particular type in mind, but you are inclined to look for someone who will say yes when you ask him / her out. |
Vote for me on this week's Photo Friday Challenge: Orange...
Please please please vote for me!!!!!!!!!
This is the pic I sent...
The best post ever!!!!!!!!
The next time I hook up with someone I'm going to have them read this post first, to avoid all the ackwardness that comes after...
Guys and girls, please read it.... please!
George, you 'da man!
El George - Up Close & Personal: 20 Simple Rules To Be A Fuck Buddy
1) En general, eres totalmente espontáne@ o tienes escondido un lado salvaje, políticamente correcto, incorrecto, sensible, etc?
Tengo un mangú. Generalmente trato de ser políticamente correcta. Fuera de mi trabajo, soy una persona espontánea pero a la vez calculadora.... y si, tengo un lado MUY SALVAJE escondido...
2) ¿Alguien ha sico capaz de sacar de tí una personalidad desconocida (para bien o para mal)? ¿Un/a héroe/heroina? ¿Un energúmeno/a?
Si, un energúmeno desarrolló mi lado salvaje y desconocido y sólo él lo conoce...
3) ¿Por quién te cambiarías durante un día? ¿Por qué? He dicho por un día (o un mes, o 5 minutos) para evitar la respuesta facilona: "No, me gusta como soy".
Por Madonna! Hace lo que le da su gana y no le importa el qué dirán... Y tiene un mega cuerpaso!
4) Cuando te ves en algún vídeo casero, ¿te gusta como eres? ¿te caes bien? ¿eres como realmente crees?
Nope, no me gusta verme ni en fotos ni en televisión. No me gusta cómo me veo.
5) ¿Te engañas a tí mism@? ¿Te das cuenta de ello?
A veces me enagño y me da mucho pique cuando lo hago.
Memo leaves today for Playball Baseball Academy in Fort Lauderdale.
Let's just hope a scout sees him and signs him....
And let's hope when he's rich he doesn't forget about his beloved aunt...
