I want to thank my parents for taking care of me, not only for these past 2 weeks, but throughout my entire life;
I want to thank my sister for bathing me every day (although I signed a "rain check" last Saturday 'cause she was busy, eeeeewwwwww!);
I want to thank all of you who came by to see me (if you went to the hospital, I don't remember s...t about the day I spent there, but thanks anyways);
I want to thank all of you who left me messages wishing me the best;
I want to thank all of you who called and I want to excuse myself 'cause I wasn't able to pick up the phone (I'm still not able to do so);
I want to thank all of you who spoke to me on messenger, but please understand sometimes it was not me online (I'm still not allowed to fully use my upper torso), anyways... I got all your messages;
I want to thank my doctor for everything he did for me;
I want to thank Broccoli for her excellent book suggestions, they kept me sane a whole weekend!
And to all of you who are wondering: it was not back surgery and I am not ashamed to admit it (I'm actually quite proud, but I've been told all women who have had it have the same feelings). As I stated before, let me just say that before the surgery I resembled a gravity-stricken Dolly Parton and now I look a little bit like Jenna Jameson (the rest of the body will also be taken care of).
Sorry, Broccoli, but if there is anyone that will proffit from this it's going to be me...
If you want pics of the results... please contact Broccoli with your wagers...
YEAH RIGHT!
I want to thank my sister for bathing me every day (although I signed a "rain check" last Saturday 'cause she was busy, eeeeewwwwww!);
I want to thank all of you who came by to see me (if you went to the hospital, I don't remember s...t about the day I spent there, but thanks anyways);
I want to thank all of you who left me messages wishing me the best;
I want to thank all of you who called and I want to excuse myself 'cause I wasn't able to pick up the phone (I'm still not able to do so);
I want to thank all of you who spoke to me on messenger, but please understand sometimes it was not me online (I'm still not allowed to fully use my upper torso), anyways... I got all your messages;
I want to thank my doctor for everything he did for me;
I want to thank Broccoli for her excellent book suggestions, they kept me sane a whole weekend!
And to all of you who are wondering: it was not back surgery and I am not ashamed to admit it (I'm actually quite proud, but I've been told all women who have had it have the same feelings). As I stated before, let me just say that before the surgery I resembled a gravity-stricken Dolly Parton and now I look a little bit like Jenna Jameson (the rest of the body will also be taken care of).
Sorry, Broccoli, but if there is anyone that will proffit from this it's going to be me...
If you want pics of the results... please contact Broccoli with your wagers...
YEAH RIGHT!
5 comments:
Are you a porn star in the makeing just curious..
Not really, but I am working towards getting the body of one (and the extra cash would do me good too)...
Preguntas...
1-Solo fue mammaplasty reduction?
2-Te hiciste el Abdominoplasty?
3-Se pueden hacer los 2 al mismo tiempo?
1. Sólo fue reducción de mamas;
2. Mi médico no me quiso hacer más nada; él quiere que yo rebaje todo lo que voy a rebajar y después él me hará los arreglos finales (léase liposuction or liposculpture, no creo que llegue al tummy tuck, I don't think I'm going to need it);
3. si tue cuerpo lo aguanta, te las puedes hacer al mismo tiempo, aunque creo que no es recomendable. Sea como sea, cuando te entrevistas con el médico él te hace la famosa pregunta "tell me what you don't like about yourself", él te hace un chequeo y te dice lo que se puede hacer y lo que no. El mío es el mejor de la rama, se llama Luis Andrés Cordero y es una chulería, plus he's very responsible and he won't do anything to harm you or your body...
Any more questions? Te las respondo todas!!!
I think my head is too fat.
Can he fix that??
-Broccoli
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