Hoy me pasé el día medio tristesita en la oficina, así que cuando llegué de almorzar mis compañeros me dejaron este letrerito de sorpresa para subirme los ánimos...
They love me!!!! At least someone in this world does!
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Spam, spam spam....
What am I? A friggin' Spam magnet?:
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Dominicanos en la eternidad!
Esto me le mandó mi pana Julissa temprano esta mañana:
El arcángel Gabriel va a ver al Señor y le dice:
"Tengo que hablar contigo. Hay Dominicanos aquí que están causando muchos problemas...
--A ver, empiézame a contar-- dice el Señor.
--Mira, se subieron en la reja de la entrada y se están meciendo sobre ella como si fuera un columpio; mi trompeta ha desaparecido misteriosamente, aunque a cada rato la oigo sonar en la lejanía con un ritmo pegajoso, pero demasiado alborotado. Además, tienen las túnicas salpicadas de arroz con habichuela y café con leche; han subido a sus perros en las carrozas celestiales y los alimentan con salami; se han quitado las aureolas y andan con gorras de peloteros o sombreros de pajilla. Se han encontrado unos amigos. No quieren barrer las escaleras del cielo y se ponen a bailar con las escobas; el suelo dela cocina está lleno de semillas de china, salpicaduras de frito y cáscara de mango. Y, como si fuera poco, están organizando peleas de gallos en las nubes y andan volando por ahí con una sola ala y diciendo: "¡Me la comí, tigre, si muevo el ala rápidamente vuelo como un colibrí, vaya, soy un caballo!" Ah, y los que puse a cantar en el coro se la pasan gritando "¡Pero con coco...!" y repiten un estribillo raro: "Alegria, eh eh, alegria ", "Me ha subido la bilirrubina."
Tras oír pacientemente al ángel, el Señor contestó: "Los Dominicanos son Dominicanos, Gabriel, y eso no se puede remediar. El cielo es el hogar de todos mis hijos con susdefectos y virtudes. Pero si quieres enterarte de loque son problemas graves, llama al diablo y verás una realidad muy distinta."
Gabriel va hasta el teléfono y llama al diablo.
--"Oigo"-- contesta Satanás.
--"Hola, soy yo Gabriel, es que quería..."
--"Coño, espérate un minuto, mán" -- interrumpe el diablo y tira el teléfono. Al cabo de unos segundos regresa.
--"Bueno, aquí estoy de nuevo, ¿qué puedo hacer por ti?"
--"Bueno, aquí estoy de nuevo, ¿qué puedo hacer por ti?"
--"¿Estás teniendo algún problema con los Dominicanos que recibiste en el infierno?"-- indaga Gabriel.
--"Anda pa mi, espérate un minuto, ahora mismo te contesto, pero tengo que chequear algo" -- dice Satanás y sale corriendo.
--"Perdona la demora, Gabriel. ¿Qué fue lo que me preguntaste?"-- pregunta el diablo cinco minutos después.
--"Que si estás teniendo problemas con los Dominicanos que llegaron al infierno?"-- repite Gabriel.
--"Pero, ¿Cómo e la vaina caballero?"-- grita el diablo exasperado--. "Espera, enseguida estoy contigo." Satanás suelta el teléfono y regresa a los 15 minutos jadeando.
--"Oye Gabriel, perdona, pero no te puedo atender ahora. Imagínate que estos cabrones Dominicanos están apagando el fuego del infierno y al mismo tiempo ya tienen montado de un poste una red de cables tremenda, como si fuera una telaraña y están tratando de instalar un aire acondicionado. La verdad es que esta gente son una vaina. Yo no aguanto este tigueraje."
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Annush's B-day!
So yesterday was Annush's birthday and she came down to the DR to celebrate with her family. We hung out last night at Doubles, where I met another fellow blogger: Natalia (a.k.a. Libélula), who turned out to be a very nice person and so cool to hang out with.
Eventhough the place was packed and it was hot as hell, we had lots of fun AND the priviledge to spend part of the night with Annush on her b-day.
Since it was her birthday, I'll let Annush give you the details herselg, but all I can say it was a very cool night...
Eventhough the place was packed and it was hot as hell, we had lots of fun AND the priviledge to spend part of the night with Annush on her b-day.
Since it was her birthday, I'll let Annush give you the details herselg, but all I can say it was a very cool night...
Happy Birthday Mariel!
El Viernes fue el cumpleaños de Mariel y salimos a celebrarlo. Fuimos primero a Steak House, pero estaba asquerosamente lleno, así que decidimos cambiar de ambiente y fuimos a Alfattori, de donde casi nos botan (nos llamaron la atención 2 veces). Terminamos en un bar que se llama Cafecito Bar (no el de la Tiradentes), a.k.a. Gato Negro... lleno de piratas!
La verdad es que la pasé muy bien. Me reí muchísimo y descubrí que aparentemente de nuevo tolero la Tequila... :-)
Para ver más foticos del cumple, ir aquí.
La verdad es que la pasé muy bien. Me reí muchísimo y descubrí que aparentemente de nuevo tolero la Tequila... :-)
Para ver más foticos del cumple, ir aquí.
Friday, September 02, 2005
¡Pero por el amor de Cristo!
Esta mañana me levanto y veo un reguero de "M" publicada en el periódico. Resulta ser que ahora a nuestro Gobierno se le ha metido en la cabeza regular el tránsito de vehículos los Miércoles y Jueves. Los Miércoles, sólo los vehículos con placas que terminen en número par (2, 4, 6, 8) podrán circular, mientras que los Jueves sólo podrán circular los vehículos cuyas placas terminen en número none (1, 3, 5, 7, 9).
¡¿PERO Y ESTA MALDITA BARRABASADA?!
No sólo me están violentando el Derecho a la Libre Circulación plasmado en la Constitución de la República, sino que parece que real y efectivamente los impuestos que yo pago para poder circular no valen nada.
Y pensar en tantas fuñías filas que he tenido que hacer para sacar placa y revista…
Esto es una plena estupidez de las autoridades. Quieren venir a copiar un sistema que funciona en países más modernos y civilizados que el nuestro, y aún así en estos países sólo se aplica para los vehículos de transporte público.
WHAT THE HELL?
Bueno, entonces el asunto es que como el carro de Leonel es placa 01, no va a poder ir a trabajar los Miércoles, o le va a pedir una bola al Vice y éste hará lo mismo el Martes.
Mientras tanto, Leonel se va para Colombia y Venezuela.
¡AHORRE GASOLINA Y DÓLARES CARAJO Y DEJE DE ESTAR VIAJANDO!
No sólo eso, sino que esta noche se prevee que el galón de gasolina suba por lo menos RD$10.00, dizque porque el barril de petróleo americano anda ya por los US$70.00 por los estragos de Katrina CUANDO EL FUCKING CRUDO QUE COMPRAMOS AQUÍ ANDA POR LOS US$50.00 BAJOS PORQUE NO USAMOS EL AMERICANO.
Si carajo, estoy quillada…
Y mientras tanto la maldita criminalidad por las nubes, los precios inaccesibles, sin luz, sin agua, el robo a todo lo que da.
¿Y ESTE ESTADO DE GOBIERNO?
Pero volviendo al tema principal, ¿qué pretenden ellos que uno haga? ¿Qué no vayamos a trabajar los días que nuestros vehículos no puedan circular? ¿Qué gastemos dinero en taxis para que nos rinda mucho menos el sueldo? ¿Qué nos vayamos de bola con extraños exponiéndonos a que nos roben o nos pase algo? ¿O pretenden que compremos otro vehículo para tener 2 placas?
Y no me vengan con la vaina de que para eso está el transporte público porque hay empresas que no tienen acceso a líneas de vehículos.
UGH!!!!!!! MMG!!!!!!!!!!
Mi madre que si la vaina sigue así me voy a comprar un motor y voy a andar sin placa como el 99% de los motores para que no me jodan.
Ah, y tengan cuidado porque ahora va a venir una ola de robos de placas para negociarlas….
¡Total, a mi qué me importa si mi placa termina en 0...
Y 0 NO ES NI PAR NI NONE!
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
The Ho from La Lincoln
So I was strolling down (or up) la Lincoln with Rox on Saturday on our way home. As we were driving up (or down) we got to the intersection of Lincoln and Gustavo Mejía Ricart. Just when we crossed the intersection I noticed a girl was standing in the sidewalk. This girl was nicely dressed, light skinned and black haired, and she was actually kinda good looking. She could’ve passed as any girl coming out from Praia, Loft or Blanc nearby (you know the type). The girl stared at us and attempted to flag us down, but we just continued driving up (or down). Suddenly Rox went into a frenzy:
Rox: “¡Esa es! ¡Esa es! ¡Esa es la cuero de la Lincoln!”
Me: “What the hell are you talking about? There are no cueros this high up in la Lincoln.”
R: “¡Esa es la cuero de la Lincoln!”
M: “Explícame…”
R: “Some time ago, maybe a couple of years or more, I was coming out from work. I was driving on la José Amado Soler and I was about to turn right on la Lincoln, right in front of Montecristo. This girl signaled me and I thought, by her looks, she had had car trouble and needed help. When I stopped and asked her what was the matter she told me this: “no mira, lo que pasa es que esta noche no he hecho nada y la verdad es que necesito dinero. La cosa está floja… Tu sabes, yo entro en todo, así que si quieres me voy contigo y después hablamos de dinero. Pero yo entro en todo, tu sabes….””
Needless to say, Rox immediately caught on with what the girl was proposing, so she just acted fast and gave her some money… Rox left “más rápido que de una vez…” She had never seen her since.
So now you know, if you see this nice looking girl flagging you down on la Lincoln, you know what she really wants…
Damn! I should’ve taken her pic!
Rox: “¡Esa es! ¡Esa es! ¡Esa es la cuero de la Lincoln!”
Me: “What the hell are you talking about? There are no cueros this high up in la Lincoln.”
R: “¡Esa es la cuero de la Lincoln!”
M: “Explícame…”
R: “Some time ago, maybe a couple of years or more, I was coming out from work. I was driving on la José Amado Soler and I was about to turn right on la Lincoln, right in front of Montecristo. This girl signaled me and I thought, by her looks, she had had car trouble and needed help. When I stopped and asked her what was the matter she told me this: “no mira, lo que pasa es que esta noche no he hecho nada y la verdad es que necesito dinero. La cosa está floja… Tu sabes, yo entro en todo, así que si quieres me voy contigo y después hablamos de dinero. Pero yo entro en todo, tu sabes….””
Needless to say, Rox immediately caught on with what the girl was proposing, so she just acted fast and gave her some money… Rox left “más rápido que de una vez…” She had never seen her since.
So now you know, if you see this nice looking girl flagging you down on la Lincoln, you know what she really wants…
Damn! I should’ve taken her pic!
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Welcome to the neighborhood...
When I arrived at work after lunch, I saw I had received a message from F. Now, I have a friend called F who sometimes bugs the hell out of me. He gets pissed at me when he sends me messages (we are talking via messenger here) and I don’t reply to them. What he doesn’t take into consideration is that it always happens when I have an “away” sign on. I’ve spoken about this before: I don’t know about other people, but whenever I appear “away” or “busy” or anything else in messenger, I really mean it, yet he apparently has visions problems or he wants (as usual) to start a fight with me on little, stupid things.
So anyways, back to yesterday. When the person that left me the message logged back on and spoke to me again, I immediately lashed back at him: “you seem to have problems with your vision. You left me a message at noon while I was “out to lunch””. He replied that he knew that I wasn’t there and he just wanted to leave a “hi” to me.
All through the conversation I have to say I wasn’t the nicest of people due to the fact that I thought I was speaking to my friend F and he has that magic of getting on my nerves just by the mere mention of his name. After a while, while the conversation progressed, I saw the email address on the conversation window and came to realize that this wasn’t my friend F but a new friend F (let’s call him F2 for the sake of this post). OMG! MIERDA! You can’t believe how ashamed I was! I told the poor guy about my confusion and repeatedly apologized for the way I had been treating him.
So I kept on talking with F2 (I was being my usual nice self now). A few minutes later he mentioned something about someplace I had been on Sunday. I was confused and I asked him how he knew that. Now, I had met some people on Sunday, but honestly I didn’t pay much attention to the fact (there were more important matters to tend to). I think he was laughing when he asked me if I still hadn’t placed him. Dear God! I had met him on Sunday! He had even asked me for my phone number (he was with his gf and he only asked me because it was a business related thing, mal pensados….). Double the shame on me! Maybe it was because it was actually way past work time (I should’ve been home for hours then, yet I was still working), but I certainly didn’t place him nor did I remotely think the person I had met on Sunday and the person I was talking to yesterday were one and the same (do you know how many guys called F there are in this world?).
So anyways (and this is turning out to be a very long post, but it’s worth it…), we kept on talking and he asked me about a pic I had posted on Arenoso. To all you nosy people out there, he wanted to know if I had taken it from my house and if I lived on P. So apparently F2 and I were actually neighbors as well!
Just before ending our conversation (he had to leave for dinner at his gf’s), he sent me this pic:
Well, I guess we really are neighbors after all.
Later, after I had gotten home from work (in the wee hours of the night), we spoke again and we signaled each other using our very potent flashlights, from one building to another. It was so much fun!!!!
So anyways, back to yesterday. When the person that left me the message logged back on and spoke to me again, I immediately lashed back at him: “you seem to have problems with your vision. You left me a message at noon while I was “out to lunch””. He replied that he knew that I wasn’t there and he just wanted to leave a “hi” to me.
All through the conversation I have to say I wasn’t the nicest of people due to the fact that I thought I was speaking to my friend F and he has that magic of getting on my nerves just by the mere mention of his name. After a while, while the conversation progressed, I saw the email address on the conversation window and came to realize that this wasn’t my friend F but a new friend F (let’s call him F2 for the sake of this post). OMG! MIERDA! You can’t believe how ashamed I was! I told the poor guy about my confusion and repeatedly apologized for the way I had been treating him.
So I kept on talking with F2 (I was being my usual nice self now). A few minutes later he mentioned something about someplace I had been on Sunday. I was confused and I asked him how he knew that. Now, I had met some people on Sunday, but honestly I didn’t pay much attention to the fact (there were more important matters to tend to). I think he was laughing when he asked me if I still hadn’t placed him. Dear God! I had met him on Sunday! He had even asked me for my phone number (he was with his gf and he only asked me because it was a business related thing, mal pensados….). Double the shame on me! Maybe it was because it was actually way past work time (I should’ve been home for hours then, yet I was still working), but I certainly didn’t place him nor did I remotely think the person I had met on Sunday and the person I was talking to yesterday were one and the same (do you know how many guys called F there are in this world?).
So anyways (and this is turning out to be a very long post, but it’s worth it…), we kept on talking and he asked me about a pic I had posted on Arenoso. To all you nosy people out there, he wanted to know if I had taken it from my house and if I lived on P. So apparently F2 and I were actually neighbors as well!
Just before ending our conversation (he had to leave for dinner at his gf’s), he sent me this pic:
Well, I guess we really are neighbors after all.
Later, after I had gotten home from work (in the wee hours of the night), we spoke again and we signaled each other using our very potent flashlights, from one building to another. It was so much fun!!!!
So I guess I have a new friend in the neighborhood….
ROKR iPod Phone?!
"Apple and Motorola indeed have plans to unveil their long- awaited iTunes music phones next week during the special event to be held in San Francisco, The New York Times is confirming.
The publication cites "a telecommunications industry analyst who has been briefed on the announcement" in saying that the Sept 7th event coincides with the launch of the phones. The findings corroborate an AppleInsider report from last week, which also placed the iTunes phone launch on Sept 7th."
Read more here.
Info courtesy of Apple Insider.
The publication cites "a telecommunications industry analyst who has been briefed on the announcement" in saying that the Sept 7th event coincides with the launch of the phones. The findings corroborate an AppleInsider report from last week, which also placed the iTunes phone launch on Sept 7th."
Read more here.
Info courtesy of Apple Insider.
Oh God! OhGod! Oh God! What can it be??????
Apple on Monday sent out invitations to select media and VIPs for a “special event” planned on September 7, 2005 at 10:00 AM Pacific Time, at the Moscone Center West in San Francisco, Calif.
The e-mailed invitation shows a pair of denim jeans. At the top of the image reads a caption, “1000 songs in your pocket changed everything. Here we go again.”
Read more here.
Info courtesy of Macworld.
The e-mailed invitation shows a pair of denim jeans. At the top of the image reads a caption, “1000 songs in your pocket changed everything. Here we go again.”
Read more here.
Info courtesy of Macworld.
Monday, August 29, 2005
Mi equipo favorito
Las muchachas y el Presidente de la empresaEn la mañana de hoy las muchachas de la Selección Nacional Femenina de Volleyball estuvieron de visita en mi oficina. Yo, como virtual guillada, pedí permiso y fui a saludarlas y a tirarles par de fotos a mi equipo favorito.
Arriba mi equipo!
Arriba mi equipo!
Nunca dejes camino real por vereda.
Así que el Sabado salí con Rox (después de muchos fines de semana de enclaustro en casa). Decidimos cogerlo leve e ir a cenar y a dar una vuelta. Nos fuimos para Red a hablar plepla y a ver gente diferente. Cuando nos preguntan qué íbamos a tomar, Rox tuvo la grandiosa idea de probar la nueva cerveza del mercado, Brahma.
¡OH HORROR!
¡Señores, que experiencia más horrible! Eso es lo que se llama una típica cerveza Americana (y eso que esta no es Americana). La cerveza de verdad no sabe a nada, es como si uno estuviese bebiendo agua con color y que al final, pero MUY al final, tiene un aftertaste que sabes más o menos a cerveza light aguada americana.
Eso me pasa por estar de vende patria....
Sunday, August 28, 2005
I HATE SPAM!
This is absurd!
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'Spy plane' crashes in Iran
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Muchas gracias!
A Remo, Jefferson y a la anónima que me ofrecieron su ayuda para resolver mi problema de internet.
Aunque a algunos no les importe, ellos sí se preocuparon por mí.
LOS QUIERO!!!!!
Aunque a algunos no les importe, ellos sí se preocuparon por mí.
LOS QUIERO!!!!!
23 Bienal de Artes Visuales
Hoy fui a la 23 Bienal de Artes Visuales con mi hermana y su familia.
La expo está muy interesante. Les aconsejo que vayan. La entrada sólo cuesta RD$20 y de verdad vale la pena. Está en el Museo de Arte Moderno, en la Plaza de la Cultura (detrás del Teatro Nacional).
De izquierda a derecha: Jose, Gabriela (la novia de Jose), Camila, Judith y Javier.
Señores, vayan que no todo es bonche y bebedera! También hay que absorber cultura!
La expo está muy interesante. Les aconsejo que vayan. La entrada sólo cuesta RD$20 y de verdad vale la pena. Está en el Museo de Arte Moderno, en la Plaza de la Cultura (detrás del Teatro Nacional).
De izquierda a derecha: Jose, Gabriela (la novia de Jose), Camila, Judith y Javier.
Señores, vayan que no todo es bonche y bebedera! También hay que absorber cultura!
Un saludo
Les conté a mis panas que había gente muy envidiosa que dejaba mensajes muy desagradables en mi blog, así que ellas les dedicaron esta foto a ustedes... si, a ustedes mismos, A LOS ENVIDIOSOS!!!!!
Transebebe
El Viernes me junté con mis panas de Transebebe en casa de la Julie, a bebernos unas cuantes GRANDES y a chismear un chinf. Para que vean que las sigo queriendo igual!
De izquierda a derecha: Katia, Maribel, Julie, Sandra y yo...
De izquierda a derecha: Katia, Maribel, Julie, Sandra y yo...
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Fritos y Frías
Blogs Dominicanos - Fritos y Frías: "Fritos y Frías es el primer concurso de Blogs Dominicanos y Planeta Blog!
El concurso se basa en poner un imagen de frituras junto a un refresco/cerveza Dominicana en su blog. La imagen puede ser una foto, un dibujo, o simplemente una creación de sus útiles pensamientos."
Ya saben todos, a participar se ha dicho!
El concurso se basa en poner un imagen de frituras junto a un refresco/cerveza Dominicana en su blog. La imagen puede ser una foto, un dibujo, o simplemente una creación de sus útiles pensamientos."
Ya saben todos, a participar se ha dicho!
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