 Your Summer Anthem is Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up For you, summer is all about fun, friends, and a little girl fighting. |
Thursday, June 30, 2005
My Summer 2005 Anthem
Inodoro contra ronquidos
La verdad es que todos los días se aprende algo nuevo. Hoy don Víctor estaba comiendo en la oficina, sentado en el inodoro del baño, y me dijo que comer ahí evitaba que la gente roncara de noche...
¿Qué creen ustedes de eso?
Only in the DR...
¿Qué creen ustedes de eso?
Only in the DR...
Abuso
Esto lo vi esta mañana camino a a la oficina, en el tramo de la Lincoln comprendido entre la Kennedy y la Jacitno Mañón. Todos los letreros estaban tapados con estos mantos negros.
Parece que es un problema que hay entre el Ayuntamiento del Distrito Nacional y las empresas de publicidad exterior (por un espacio pagado que he visto publicado en los periódicos).
Sea como sea, esta tarde cuando volví a la oficina después de almorzar ya habían retirado los mantos.
Si sólo las autoridades fueran tan rápidas en asuntos de delincuencia y en resolver los problemas que aquejan a la ciudadanía, a lo mejor vivir aquí fuera un poco menos difícil..
Parece que es un problema que hay entre el Ayuntamiento del Distrito Nacional y las empresas de publicidad exterior (por un espacio pagado que he visto publicado en los periódicos).
Sea como sea, esta tarde cuando volví a la oficina después de almorzar ya habían retirado los mantos.
Si sólo las autoridades fueran tan rápidas en asuntos de delincuencia y en resolver los problemas que aquejan a la ciudadanía, a lo mejor vivir aquí fuera un poco menos difícil..
Chronicles of sleep
I have been the sleepy this whole week, so yesterday I decided to try and go to bed early for a change. I mean, after all for past few weeks, for one reason or another, I've been going to bed at around 2:00 a.m.
After declining 2 invitations to go out, 1 to go to the movies with my work buddies to see "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (AGAIN) and 1 to go out with a friend to see "Madagascar" (which I haven't seen), I got home at around 5:30 p.m. After playing my daily round of Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour
, I decided to take a little nap at 7:00 p.m.
Bomba and Pana were in bed with me, and while I struggled to go to sleep, they decided to play with me. Finally, at around 7:30 p.m. I caught some zzzz's. At 8:00 p.m. my brother Fabio came into my room and decided to spook the girls, who obviously jumped and made a racket, waking me up. The only thing I could mutter was a big fat COÑO (sorry for the language), and after my brother left (he was laughing his lungs out, that bastard!), I tried to go to sleep once more.
At around 9:00 p.m. my dad decided he was going to check out on me. He came into my room, got close to me and started this monologue:
Dad: "Are you sleeping?"
Me: *silence*
D: "Are you sleeping??" (in a higher voice)
M: *silence* (already up, but decided not to answer)
D: "Eny, are you sleeping???" (even higher)
M: *silence* (thinking how much longer will it take him to figure out I WAS SLEEPING).
Needless to say, I woke up and played another round of C&C, watched some TV and went to bed at 2:00 a.m.
I was talking to my sister this morning and told her the story, which hashappenedd before. She told me I have to lock my door, but it would be useless since I know they will start knocking on it or calling me on the phone.
I'm doomed.
I'm sooo sleepy today!
After declining 2 invitations to go out, 1 to go to the movies with my work buddies to see "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" (AGAIN) and 1 to go out with a friend to see "Madagascar" (which I haven't seen), I got home at around 5:30 p.m. After playing my daily round of Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour
, I decided to take a little nap at 7:00 p.m.Bomba and Pana were in bed with me, and while I struggled to go to sleep, they decided to play with me. Finally, at around 7:30 p.m. I caught some zzzz's. At 8:00 p.m. my brother Fabio came into my room and decided to spook the girls, who obviously jumped and made a racket, waking me up. The only thing I could mutter was a big fat COÑO (sorry for the language), and after my brother left (he was laughing his lungs out, that bastard!), I tried to go to sleep once more.
At around 9:00 p.m. my dad decided he was going to check out on me. He came into my room, got close to me and started this monologue:
Dad: "Are you sleeping?"
Me: *silence*
D: "Are you sleeping??" (in a higher voice)
M: *silence* (already up, but decided not to answer)
D: "Eny, are you sleeping???" (even higher)
M: *silence* (thinking how much longer will it take him to figure out I WAS SLEEPING).
Needless to say, I woke up and played another round of C&C, watched some TV and went to bed at 2:00 a.m.
I was talking to my sister this morning and told her the story, which hashappenedd before. She told me I have to lock my door, but it would be useless since I know they will start knocking on it or calling me on the phone.
I'm doomed.
I'm sooo sleepy today!
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Urban Legends Reference Pages: Business (Tommy Rot)
I've received this email from a couple of friends saying that Tommy Hilfiger made a series of racial comments on Oprah's show and that she threw him out, and I decided to do a little online search. The answer: NOT TRUE.
For more info, click here
Please guys, before forwarding any messages, do a background check...
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He recibido un email de unas cuantas amigas que trata sobre unos supuestos comentarios racistas que Tommy Hilfiger hizo en el programa de Oprah por los cuales ella lo expulsó del mismo. Hice una pequeña investigación online y la respuesta es: ES MENTIRA.
Por favor, antes de dar forward a este tipo de mensajes, averiguen bien.
Para mayor info, pueden hacer click aquí.
For more info, click here
Please guys, before forwarding any messages, do a background check...
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He recibido un email de unas cuantas amigas que trata sobre unos supuestos comentarios racistas que Tommy Hilfiger hizo en el programa de Oprah por los cuales ella lo expulsó del mismo. Hice una pequeña investigación online y la respuesta es: ES MENTIRA.
Por favor, antes de dar forward a este tipo de mensajes, averiguen bien.
Para mayor info, pueden hacer click aquí.
Meme mine
So Annush decided to tag me again (this is getting funnier by the minute), but this time I will be kind and not tag anyone (seeing as none of the other people I tagged on the other meme did anything about it), so if you want to do this just go ahead and let me know about your post...
Last 5 songs I listened to:
1. Crazy - Seal
2. There must be an Angel (Playing With My Heart)- Eurythmics
3. Getting Jiggy With it - Will Smith
4. No Ordinary Love - Sade
5. Come On Down - Crystal Waters
Last 5 movies I saw:
1. Mr. & Mrs. Smith (I saw it twice, does it count as one or two?)
2. In Good Company
3. The Interpreter
4. Meet the Fockers
5. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Last 5 books I read:
1. Reading How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, A Cautionary Tale - Jenna Jameson
2. El Zahir: Una Novel de Obsesión - Paulo Coelho
3. South of the Border, West of the Sun : A Novel - Haruki Murakami
4. The Motorcycle Diaries : A Latin American Journey - Ernesto "Che" Guevara
5. The Five People You Meet in Heaven - Mitch Albom
(Any resemblance between my books and the ones Annush is reading or has read is purely coincidental)
Last 5 cultured event attended:
1. Went to see "¿Qué Sexo Prefiere Javier?"
2. Went to the Feria del Libro
3. Went to Camila's Science Fair
4. Went to Javier's Science Fair
5. Went to Memo's Aikido Exhibit
Last 5 masturbatory fantasies:
Well, there was this time...
YEAH RIGHT! Like I'm going to share this with a bunch of strangers! Besides, my nieces and nephews read this blog.
Hey guys, I'm still a virgin and I don't know the meaning of the word "masturbatory"..
OK?
Last 5 songs I listened to:
1. Crazy - Seal
2. There must be an Angel (Playing With My Heart)- Eurythmics
3. Getting Jiggy With it - Will Smith
4. No Ordinary Love - Sade
5. Come On Down - Crystal Waters
Last 5 movies I saw:
1. Mr. & Mrs. Smith (I saw it twice, does it count as one or two?)
2. In Good Company
3. The Interpreter
4. Meet the Fockers
5. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Last 5 books I read:
1. Reading How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, A Cautionary Tale - Jenna Jameson
2. El Zahir: Una Novel de Obsesión - Paulo Coelho
3. South of the Border, West of the Sun : A Novel - Haruki Murakami
4. The Motorcycle Diaries : A Latin American Journey - Ernesto "Che" Guevara
5. The Five People You Meet in Heaven - Mitch Albom
(Any resemblance between my books and the ones Annush is reading or has read is purely coincidental)
Last 5 cultured event attended:
1. Went to see "¿Qué Sexo Prefiere Javier?"
2. Went to the Feria del Libro
3. Went to Camila's Science Fair
4. Went to Javier's Science Fair
5. Went to Memo's Aikido Exhibit
Last 5 masturbatory fantasies:
Well, there was this time...
YEAH RIGHT! Like I'm going to share this with a bunch of strangers! Besides, my nieces and nephews read this blog.
Hey guys, I'm still a virgin and I don't know the meaning of the word "masturbatory"..
OK?
¿Quien pita?
¡Por el amor de Cristo!
¡Hay alguien en mi oficina que tiene como 15 minutos pitando y me tiene desesperada!
Tengo que terminar este contrato para ayer y no puedo concentrarme... lo único que está en mi cabeza es el pitío ese...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Tengo que terminar este contrato para ayer y no puedo concentrarme... lo único que está en mi cabeza es el pitío ese...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Remolacha.net/Pagina Fea Pero Informativa: Relámpago Hernández, de luchador a diácono
Oh Señor!!!!!!
Hell froze over!!!!!
Tengo que ir a la parroquia de Las Caobas a pedirle el autógrafo a Relámpago Hernández y a pedirle que me de la comunión... con un salto por los aires...
Where does the word "nerd" comes from?
"Dear Yahoo!:
Where does the word 'nerd' come from?
Hector
Houston, Texas
Dear Hector:
According to the American Heritage Dictionary, the word 'nerd' first appeared in print in Dr. Seuss' book 'If I Ran the Zoo' in 1950."
Keep on reading...
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Se quema!
Ayer desde las ventanas de mi oficina vimos este humo salir de la zona del Supermercado Nacional de Arroyo Hondo.
Maritza fue al super despues del trabajo y le dijeron que un carro de gas se habia quemado en la esquina.
Maritza fue al super despues del trabajo y le dijeron que un carro de gas se habia quemado en la esquina.
El Evangelio de Hoy
Evangelio Diario
Mt 8,23-27
En aquel tiempo Jesús subió a una barca junto con sus discípulos. De repente se levantó una tempestad tan grande en el mar que las olas cubrían la barca, pero él dormía. Los discípulos lo despertaron diciéndole: “Señor, ¡sálvanos, que perecemos!”
Y él les dijo: “¿Por qué tienen miedo, hombres de poca fe?” Entonces se levantó y reprendió a los vientos y al mar, y sobrevino una gran calma. Aquellos hombres se maravillaron y decían: “¿Quién es este hombre, a quien hasta los vientos y el mar le obedecen?”
Reflexión
En medio de este mundo en el cual falta para muchos el trabajo, y que sufre por las enfermedades, las guerras y las epidemias que nos agobian, ¿podríamos decir que nuestra fe en Cristo permanecer firme? Muchos hermanos para los cuales la vida en los últimos años se ha hecho pesada podrían estar tristes y apesadumbrados, incluso con miedo ante el incierto porvenir. Jesús nos dice hoy a todos: “no tengan miedo, hombres de poca fe”. Jesús, a pesar de todo lo que nos parece, está a nuestro alrededor, navega con nosotros. El mismo nos lo dijo: “Yo estaré con ustedes hasta la consumación de los siglos”. Si los vientos se encrespan y el mar de la vida se agita, Jesús está con nosotros… Quizás duerme, pero está con nosotros. Mientras despierta, debemos achicar el agua, y remar hacia la orilla… de una cosa estamos seguros: Jesús no permitirá que la barca en la cual vamos naufrague. Si en tu vida la crisis ha llegado a tal punto que piensas que naufragarás, no pierdas la fe, despierta al Maestro, que él con una voz calmará todas tus ansiedades y pondrá serenidad en tu vida.
Que tengas una excelente semana.
Como María, todo por Jesús y para Jesús
Pbro. Ernesto María Caro
Justo lo que necesitaba oir hoy...
Mom & Dad
Yesterday was mom & dad's 46th wedding anniversary.
The usual suspects got together at home and we laughed and laughed until we got the hiccups.
So much love even after 46 years together...
I love you guys!
The usual suspects got together at home and we laughed and laughed until we got the hiccups.
So much love even after 46 years together...
I love you guys!
Monday, June 27, 2005
Work work work...
No han sabido mucho de mí desde hace par de semanas porque he tenido muchísimo trabajo (¿oyeron las mujeres de Inversiones?) y la verdad es que no he tenido mucho tiempo de postear como de costumbre.
Esta semana también se avecina como pesada, pero Dios mediante el Sabado me voy a dar un bonche tan "AQUEOSO" que van a tener que recogerme con dos placas de carro... Gracias a Dodi que me invitó a quedarme en casa de unas amistades en Juan Dolio, porque si no mi encuentro cercano del tercer tipo
con Absolut no iba a ser tan profundo como espero que sea.
Yeah, that's right.. I'm gonna get drunk!!!! It's been a while since I've ingested huge amounts of alcohol, but I really do need to blow off some stress, and what better way than while listening to a great dj by the sea, with a good drink in my hands...
Esta semana también se avecina como pesada, pero Dios mediante el Sabado me voy a dar un bonche tan "AQUEOSO" que van a tener que recogerme con dos placas de carro... Gracias a Dodi que me invitó a quedarme en casa de unas amistades en Juan Dolio, porque si no mi encuentro cercano del tercer tipo
con Absolut no iba a ser tan profundo como espero que sea.Yeah, that's right.. I'm gonna get drunk!!!! It's been a while since I've ingested huge amounts of alcohol, but I really do need to blow off some stress, and what better way than while listening to a great dj by the sea, with a good drink in my hands...
Go Scouts!
My cousin's kids belong to Camp Guajataka Boy Scout Club at Puerto Rico, and she sent me some pictures of one of their summer activities:
Ricardo and Marquito lead the pack...
My cousin Ima, her husband Marcos and their kids Ricardo and Marcos
Why is the day divided in 24 hours? Why not 7 or 17?
Why is the day divided in 24 hours? Why not 7 or 17?:
The History of Analog Clocks provides an explanation of the origin of the 24-hour day. The system dates back 4,000 years, to ancient Egypt and Babylon."
Keep on reading, it's very interesting...
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Fabio y Javi
El Jueves Javier cumplió 12 años...
Aquí en la foto con mi hermano Fabio (a quien mi mamá parece que dejó caer de cabeza 3 veces cuando pequeño.. ja ja ja!)
Felicidades a mi sobrino-ahijado-vecino!!
Camila
El Domingo pasado fue la entrega de notas de Camila.
Ya pasó a 4to.! Ahorita también se gradúa!
Felicidades Tátara!
Ya pasó a 4to.! Ahorita también se gradúa!
Felicidades Tátara!
Mariu la bachiburra
El Viernes Maria Eugenia se graduó del colegio.
M'ija, life after school sucks!
Aqui está con su papá (my big bro) desfilando...
Se ganó como cuchimil premios de honores y ya va estudiar Psicología en UNIBE ...
Nada más con los locos de la familia tienes para hacerte millonaria! :-)
M'ija, life after school sucks!
Aqui está con su papá (my big bro) desfilando...
Se ganó como cuchimil premios de honores y ya va estudiar Psicología en UNIBE ...
Nada más con los locos de la familia tienes para hacerte millonaria! :-)
Grua de bicicleta
Y yo me pregunto cómo el tipo puede llevar una bicicleta a cuestas mientras anda en otra...
Only in the DR...
Only in the DR...
Friday, June 24, 2005
Woo hoo! I've been tagged!
I had never before been tagged by a meme, but my dear friend Ana decided to play a joke on me and she tagged me. Now, it seems that people hate being tagged, so she thinks she played a trick on me. Little does she know I'm a sucker for these kinds of things, and eventhough I didn't even know what "being tagged by a meme" meant before she told she had been tagged, I'm looking forward to doing this.
The Meme: What five things do you miss about your childhood?
Rule #1: Remove the blog at #1 from the following list and bump every one up one place. Add your blog's name in the #5 spot. Link to each of the other blogs for the desired cross pollination effect.
1. It's the End Of The World As We Know It
2. More Than My Luggage
3. Welcome to My Truth
4. The Angel's Cloud
5. Bracuta
Rule #2: Select new friends to add to the pollen count.
1. Bau
2. Chelle
3. Reda
4. Gabs
5. Jamie Dawn (I'm sorry Jamie, I know you hate being tagged but Ana made me do it!)
And the answers are, in no particular order:
1. Not having to go to work.
I hate having to go to work. I detest having to go to work. I abhor having to go to work. I loathe having to go to work. Need I say more?
2. Summer vacations.
My parents worked very hard all throughout their lives, but they always loved traveling and whenever they had a chance they took us all away on vacation. Even when we didn't go away on vacation, the fact that I didn't have to go to school for 3 whole months was absolutely a blessing from God! Plus, I got to spend extra time with my family and I loved it!
3. Sleeping with my parents.
I was born when all my other siblings were teenagers, so I was always the baby in the house. This made my parents take extra special care of me and I was a conceited little brat. Yup, I have to admit it. I slept with my parents until I was 13, and I loved being hugged by them. Sometimes at night I go in their bedroom and lay on their bed when they're asleep, trying not to wake them up, and cuddle with them (for like 5 minutes; it's not as if I spend the whole night with them). I know it sounds weird, but what can I say, I'm a twenty eleven year old baby!
4. Being dragged along by my siblings.
Since I was the baby, my brothers and sister took me everywhere with them. My sister used to take me to the beach with her friends, my big brother took me to the baseball stadium with him and his girlfriend and my other brother took me everywhere with him. I also miss fighting with my brother Fabio on Saturdays. We both loved to watch wrestling matches, and while watching the TV we used to wrestle ourselves. I had so much fun when I was a kid!
5. Not having a worry in the world.
When I was a kid I didn't have to worry about my parents being sick, or paying my credit cards and bills, or paying my mortage (believe or not, I do own some real estate), buying clothes, or losing weight, or working or any of those things that come with being a grownup... I hate being a grownup! Back then all I had to do was get good grades and be a good friend, daughter and sister...
I don't want to grow up! I'm a Toys 'R Us kid!!!
The Meme: What five things do you miss about your childhood?
Rule #1: Remove the blog at #1 from the following list and bump every one up one place. Add your blog's name in the #5 spot. Link to each of the other blogs for the desired cross pollination effect.
1. It's the End Of The World As We Know It
2. More Than My Luggage
3. Welcome to My Truth
4. The Angel's Cloud
5. Bracuta
Rule #2: Select new friends to add to the pollen count.
1. Bau
2. Chelle
3. Reda
4. Gabs
5. Jamie Dawn (I'm sorry Jamie, I know you hate being tagged but Ana made me do it!)
And the answers are, in no particular order:
1. Not having to go to work.
I hate having to go to work. I detest having to go to work. I abhor having to go to work. I loathe having to go to work. Need I say more?
2. Summer vacations.
My parents worked very hard all throughout their lives, but they always loved traveling and whenever they had a chance they took us all away on vacation. Even when we didn't go away on vacation, the fact that I didn't have to go to school for 3 whole months was absolutely a blessing from God! Plus, I got to spend extra time with my family and I loved it!
3. Sleeping with my parents.
I was born when all my other siblings were teenagers, so I was always the baby in the house. This made my parents take extra special care of me and I was a conceited little brat. Yup, I have to admit it. I slept with my parents until I was 13, and I loved being hugged by them. Sometimes at night I go in their bedroom and lay on their bed when they're asleep, trying not to wake them up, and cuddle with them (for like 5 minutes; it's not as if I spend the whole night with them). I know it sounds weird, but what can I say, I'm a twenty eleven year old baby!
4. Being dragged along by my siblings.
Since I was the baby, my brothers and sister took me everywhere with them. My sister used to take me to the beach with her friends, my big brother took me to the baseball stadium with him and his girlfriend and my other brother took me everywhere with him. I also miss fighting with my brother Fabio on Saturdays. We both loved to watch wrestling matches, and while watching the TV we used to wrestle ourselves. I had so much fun when I was a kid!
5. Not having a worry in the world.
When I was a kid I didn't have to worry about my parents being sick, or paying my credit cards and bills, or paying my mortage (believe or not, I do own some real estate), buying clothes, or losing weight, or working or any of those things that come with being a grownup... I hate being a grownup! Back then all I had to do was get good grades and be a good friend, daughter and sister...
I don't want to grow up! I'm a Toys 'R Us kid!!!
Whatever happened to the five kids in the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"?
"Dear Yahoo!:
Whatever happened to the five kids in the movie 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'?
C.J.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Dear C.J.:
Well, Charlie inherited the business, and the rest of the characters were either sucked up tubes, shrunken down to microscopic size, blown up into giant blueberries, or thrown down egg chutes. As far as the actors go, we're happy to report they all escaped the chocolate factory unscathed."
Click here for the rest of the article.. you'll even get to see some pics of the kids as grownups!
Remolacha.net/Pagina Fea Pero Informativa: Todavia no lo creo
Remolacha.net/Pagina Fea Pero Informativa: Todavia no lo creo: "Todavia no lo creo: José José con Luny Tunes..."
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, June 23, 2005
If one person yawns, why does everyone else in the room want to yawn?
I'm sure it has happened to you too...: "If one person yawns, why does everyone else in the room want to yawn?"
Bitacoras.com : Noticias de Bitacoras.com : Nuevo directorio: Blogs Dominicanos
Bitacoras.com : Noticias de Bitacoras.com : Nuevo directorio: Blogs Dominicanos: "Nuevo directorio: Blogs Dominicanos
Jueves, 23 Jun 2005.
Desde hace unas semanas, gracias a Edwin R., contamos con un nuevo directorio geográfico de bit�coras, Blogs Dominicanos, que poco a poco se va llenando de vida: 'Por fin, los dominicanos tenemos un directorio de blogs. Durante las próximas horas iremos completando detalles y algunos accesos que faltan. No olvidéis registraros para aparecer en actualizados"
Blogs Dominicanos - Noticias CSS Mania
Blogs Dominicanos - Noticias � CSS Mania: "Blogs Dominicanos fue destacado por CSS-Manía! CSS Mania que reseña los diseños CSS más destacados, y en su género la más actualizada, ha derivado más de 500 visitantes. Les queremos dar la gracias a los colaboradores de CSS Mania y a los colaboradores de Blogs Dominicanos."
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Summer Moon Illusion
Summer Moon Illusion: "Step outside any evening at sunset and look around. You'll see a giant moon rising in the east. It looks like Earth's moon, round and cratered; the Man in the Moon is in his usual place. But something's wrong. This full moon is strangely inflated. It's huge!
You've just experienced the Moon Illusion."
AFI 100 Years 100 Quotes
I saw this special last night on CBS, I being the movie lover I am, I totally loved it.
Here I bring you the list of the 400 nominees (yes, I know it is long but it is worth every minute of reading):
1. ACE VENTURA (Jim Carrey): "All-righty then!"
ACE VENTURA, PET DETECTIVE, Warner Bros., 1994
2. SHERLOCK HOLMES (Basil Rathbone): "Elementary, my dear Watson." # 65
THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES, Twentieth Century Fox, 1939
3. TERRY McKAY (Deborah Kerr): "Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there."
AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER, Twentieth Century Fox, 1957
4. CHARLIE ALLNUT (Humphrey Bogart): "A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature."
ROSE SAYER (Katharine Hepburn): "Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put into this world to rise above."
THE AFRICAN QUEEN, United Artists, 1951
5. TED STRIKER (Robert Hays): "Surely you can't be serious."
DR. RUMACK (Leslie Nielsen): "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." # 79
AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980
6. STEVE McCROSKEY (Lloyd Bridges): "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980
7. CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): "You ever been in a cockpit before?"
JOEY (Rossie Harris): "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before."
CAPT. OVEUR (Peter Graves): "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
AIRPLANE! Paramount, 1980
8. RIPLEY (Sigourney Weaver): "Get away from her, you bitch!"
ALIENS, Twentieth Century Fox, 1986
9. MARGO CHANNING (Bette Davis): "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." # 9
ALL ABOUT EVE, Twentieth Century Fox, 1950
10. PAUL (Lew Ayres): "And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death."
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT, Universal, 1930
11. JOE GIDEON (Roy Scheider): "It's showtime!"
ALL THAT JAZZ, Twentieth Century Fox/Columbia, 1979
12. DEEP THROAT (Hal Holbrook): "Follow the money."
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN, Warner Bros., 1976
13. EMPEROR JOSEPH II (Jeffrey Jones): "There are simply too many notes."
AMADEUS, Orion, 1984
14. RICKY FITTS (Wes Bentley): "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."
AMERICAN BEAUTY, DreamWorks, 1999
15. CAPT. JEFFREY T. SPAULDING (Groucho Marx): "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." # 53
ANIMAL CRACKERS, Paramount, 1930
16. ANNA CHRISTIE (Greta Garbo): "Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby."
ANNA CHRISTIE, MGM, 1930
17. ANNIE HALL (Diane Keaton): "La-dee-da, la-dee-da." # 55
ANNIE HALL, United Artists, 1977
18. ALVY SINGER (Woody Allen): "I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light."
ANNIE HALL, United Artists, 1977
19. ALVY SINGER (Woody Allen): "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
ANNIE HALL, United Artists, 1977
20. FRAN KUBELIK (Shirley MacLaine): "Shut up and deal."
THE APARTMENT, United Artists, 1960
21. LT. COL. BILL KILGORE (Robert Duvall): "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." # 12
APOCALYPSE NOW, United Artists, 1979
22. JIM LOVELL (Tom Hanks): "Houston, we have a problem." # 50
APOLLO 13, Universal, 1995
23. MORTIMER BREWSTER (Cary Grant): "Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."
ARSENIC AND OLD LACE, Warner Bros., 1944
24. ARTHUR BACH (Dudley Moore): "I'm going to take a bath."
HOBSON (John Gielgud): "I'll alert the media."
ARTHUR, Warner Bros., 1981
25. MELVIN UDALL (Jack Nicholson): "You make me want to be a better man."
AS GOOD AS IT GETS, TriStar, 1997
26. LOU PASCAL (Burt Lancaster): "Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns."
ATLANTIC CITY, Paramount, 1980
27. MAME DENNIS (Rosalind Russell): "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" # 93
AUNTIE MAME, Warner Bros., 1958
28. AUSTIN POWERS (Mike Myers): "Yeah, baby!"
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, New Line Cinema, 1997
29. DR. EVIL (Mike Myers): "One million dollars!"
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, New Line Cinema, 1997
30. FARMER HOGGETT (James Cromwell): "That'll do, pig. That'll do."
BABE, Universal, 1995
31. DR. EMMETT BROWN (Christopher Lloyd): "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads."
BACK TO THE FUTURE, Universal, 1985
32. JONATHAN SHIELDS (Kirk Douglas): "Georgia, love is for the very young."
THE BAD AND THE BEAUTIFUL, MGM, 1952
33. SUGARPUSS O'SHEA (Barbara Stanwyck): "I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk!"
BALL OF FIRE, RKO, 1941
34. THE JOKER (Jack Nicholson): "Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"
BATMAN, Warner Bros., 1989
35. BETELGEUSE (Michael Keaton): "I'm the ghost with the most, babe."
BEETLEJUICE, Warner Bros., 1988
36. CHANCE (Peter Sellers): "I like to watch."
BEING THERE, United Artists, 1979
37. ROSA MOLINE (Bette Davis): "What a dump." # 62
BEYOND THE FOREST, Warner Bros., 1949
38. JOSH (Tom Hanks): "Okay, but I get to be on top."
BIG, Twentieth Century Fox, 1988
39. DEBBY MARSH (Gloria Grahame): "We're sisters under the mink."
THE BIG HEAT, Columbia, 1953
40. VIVIAN RUTLEDGE (Lauren Bacall): "I don't like your manners."
PHILIP MARLOWE (Humphrey Bogart): "I'm not crazy about yours. I didn't ask to see you. I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings."
THE BIG SLEEP, Warner Bros., 1946
41. BILL/TED (Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves): "Excellent!"
BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE, Orion, 1989
42. ROY BATTY (Rutger Hauer): "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
BLADE RUNNER, Warner Bros., 1982
43. BART (Cleavon Little): "Excuse me while I whip this out."
BLAZING SADDLES, Warner Bros., 1974
44. BERT HARRIS (James Cagney): "That dirty, double-crossin' rat!
BLONDE CRAZY, Warner Bros., 1931
45. ELWOOD BLUES (Dan Aykroyd): "We're on a mission from God."
THE BLUES BROTHERS, Universal, 1980
46. MATTY WALKER (Kathleen Turner): "You aren't too bright. I like that in a man."
BODY HEAT, Warner Bros., 1981
47. CLYDE BARROW (Warren Beatty): "We rob banks." # 41
BONNIE AND CLYDE, Warner Bros., 1967
48. BILLIE DAWN (Judy Holliday): "Wouldja do me a favor, Harry? Drop dead!"
BORN YESTERDAY, Columbia, 1950
49. FATHER EDWARD J. FLANAGAN (Spencer Tracy): "There is no bad boy."
BOYS TOWN, MGM, 1938
50. WILLIAM WALLACE (Mel Gibson): "They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!
BRAVEHEART, Paramount, 1995
51. HOLLY GOLIGHTLY (Audrey Hepburn): "How do I look?"
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S, Paramount, 1961
52. PRINCIPAL RICHARD VERNON (Paul Gleason): "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns!"
THE BREAKFAST CLUB, Universal, 1985
53. THE MONSTER (Boris Karloff): "We belong dead."
BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, Universal, 1935
54. MAJ. CLIPTON (James Donald): "Madness. Madness."
THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI, Columbia, 1957
55. DR. DAVID HUXLEY (Cary Grant): "It isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you; but, well, there haven't been any quiet moments!
BRINGING UP BABY, RKO, 1938
56. AARON ALTMAN (Albert Brooks): "I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
BROADCAST NEWS, Twentieth Century Fox, 1987
57. VIRGINIA HILL (Annette Bening): "Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda?"
BUGSY, TriStar, 1991
58. CRASH DAVIS (Kevin Costner): "...I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
BULL DURHAM, Orion, 1988
59. BUTCH CASSIDY (Paul Newman): "Kid, the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's go someplace like Bolivia."
BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID, Twentieth Century Fox, 1969
60. GLORIA WANDROUS (Elizabeth Taylor): "Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time."
BUTTERFIELD 8, MGM, 1960
61. MADGE NORWOOD (Bette Davis): "I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair."
CABIN IN THE COTTON, Warner Bros., 1932
62. CARL SPACKLER (Bill Murray): "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" # 92
CADDYSHACK, Orion, 1980
63. TY WEBB (Chevy Chase): "Be the ball."
CADDYSHACK, Orion, 1980
64. CAPT. QUEEG (Humphrey Bogart): "Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them."
THE CAINE MUTINY, Columbia, 1954
65. MARGUERITE GAUTIER (Greta Garbo): "His eyes have made love to me all evening."
CAMILLE, MGM, 1936
66. MAX CADY (Robert DeNiro): "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
CAPE FEAR, Universal, 1991
67. ILSA LASZLO (Ingrid Bergman): "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'" # 28
CASABLANCA, Warner Bros., 1942
68. RICK BLAINE (Humphrey Bogart): "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." # 67
CASABLANCA, Warner Bros., 1942
69. RICK BLAINE (Humphrey Bogart): "Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
CASABLANCA, Warner Bros., 1942
70. RICK BLAINE (Humphrey Bogart): "We'll always have Paris." # 43
CASABLANCA, Warner Bros., 1942
71. RICK BLAINE (Humphrey Bogart): "Here's looking at you, kid." # 5
CASABLANCA, Warner Bros., 1942
72. CAPT. RENAULT (Claude Rains): "Round up the usual suspects." # 32
CASABLANCA, Warner Bros., 1942
73. RICK BLAINE (Humphrey Bogart): "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." # 20
CASABLANCA, Warner Bros., 1942
74. MICHAEL KELLY (Kirk Douglas): "For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf? Didn't you hear 'em? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding."
CHAMPION, Universal, 1949
75. WALSH (Joe Mantell): "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." # 74
CHINATOWN, Paramount, 1974
76. EVELYN MULWRAY (Faye Dunaway): "She's my sister! She's my daughter!"
CHINATOWN, Paramount, 1974
77. MRS. PARKER (Melinda Dillon): "You'll shoot your eye out."
A CHRISTMAS STORY, MGM, 1983
78. DR. WILBUR LARCH (Michael Caine): "Good night, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England."
THE CIDER HOUSE RULES, Miramax, 1999
79. CHARLES FOSTER KANE (Orson Welles): "Rosebud." # 17
CITIZEN KANE, RKO, 1941
80. MITCH ROBBINS (Billy Crystal): "Hi, Curly, kill anyone today?"
CURLY (Jack Palance): "Day ain't over yet."
CITY SLICKERS, Columbia, 1991
81. CHER HORWITZ (Alicia Silverstone): "As if!"
CLUELESS, Paramount, 1995
82. SHUG (Margaret Avery): "I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it."
THE COLOR PURPLE, Warner Bros., 1985
83. CAPTAIN (Strother Martin): "What we've got here is failure to communicate." # 11
COOL HAND LUKE, Warner Bros., 1967
84. HUBERT HAWKINS (Danny Kaye): "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true."
THE COURT JESTER, Paramount, 1956
85. LINDY CHAMBERLAIN (Meryl Streep): "The dingo took my baby!"
A CRY IN THE DARK, Warner Bros., 1988
86. FLO MARLOWE (Esther Muir): "Oh, hold me closer! Closer! Closer!"
DR. HUGO Z. HACKENBUSH (Groucho Marx): "If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you."
A DAY AT THE RACES, MGM, 1937
87. HELEN BENSON (Patricia Neal): "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"
THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL, Twentieth Century Fox, 1951
88. DAVID WOODERSON (Matthew McConaughey): "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
DAZED AND CONFUSED, Universal, 1993
89. JOHN KEATING (Robin Williams): "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary." # 95
DEAD POETS SOCIETY, Touchstone, 1989
90. MICHAEL VRONSKY (Robert DeNiro): "This is this."
THE DEER HUNTER, Universal, 1978
91. MOUNTAIN MAN (Bill McKinney): "I bet you can squeal like a pig."
DELIVERANCE, Warner Bros., 1972
92. VERA (Ann Savage): "Stop makin' noises like a husband."
DETOUR, Producers Releasing Corporation, 1945
93. ANNE FRANK (V.0.) (Millie Perkins): "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart."
THE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK, Twentieth Century Fox, 1959
94. JOHN McCLANE (Bruce Willis): "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
DIE HARD,Twentieth Century Fox, 1988
95. KITTY (Jean Harlow): "I was reading a book the other day."
CARLOTTA (Marie Dressler): "Reading a book?"
KITTY: "Yes. It's all about civilization or something, a nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy said that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?"
CARLOTTA: "Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about."
DINNER AT EIGHT, MGM, 1933
96. JOHNNY CASTLE (Patrick Swayze): "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." # 98
DIRTY DANCING, Artisan, 1987
97. HARRY CALLAHAN (Clint Eastwood): "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" # 51
DIRTY HARRY, Warner Bros., 1971
98. DA MAYOR (Ossie Davis): "Always do the right thing."
MOOKIE (Spike Lee): "That's it?"
DA MAYOR: "That's it."
MOOKIE: "I got it, I'm gone."
DO THE RIGHT THING, Universal, 1989
99. SONNY WORTZIK (Al Pacino): "Attica! Attica!" # 86
DOG DAY AFTERNOON, Warner Bros., 1975
100. DONNIE BRASCO (Johnny Depp): "Forget about it."
DONNIE BRASCO, TriStar, 1997
101. PHYLLIS (Barbara Stanwyck): "There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. 45 miles an hour.
WALTER (Fred MacMurray): "How fast was I going, officer?"
PHYLLIS: "I'd say around 90."
WALTER: "Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket."
PHYLLIS: "Suppose I let you off with a warning this time."
WALTER: "Suppose it doesn't take."
PHYLLIS: "Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles."
WALTER: "Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder."
PHYLLIS: "Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder."
WALTER: "That tears it..."
DOUBLE INDEMNITY, Paramount, 1944
102. JAMES BOND (Sean Connery): "Bond. James Bond." # 22
DR. NO, United Artists, 1962
103. PRESIDENT MERKIN MUFFLEY (Peter Sellers): "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" # 64
DR. STRANGELOVE, Columbia, 1964
104. DR. STRANGELOVE (Peter Sellers): "Mein Führer! I can walk!"
DR. STRANGELOVE, Columbia, 1964
105. COUNT DRACULA (Bela Lugosi): "Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make." # 83
DRACULA, Universal, 1931
106. DAISY WERTHAN (Jessica Tandy): "Hoke, you're my best friend."
DRIVING MISS DAISY, Warner Bros., 1989
107. RUFUS T. FIREFLY (Groucho Marx): "Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
DUCK SOUP, Paramount, 1933
108. RUFUS T. FIREFLY (Groucho Marx): "I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you came home."
DUCK SOUP, Paramount, 1933
109. RUFUS T. FIREFLY (Groucho Marx): "I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth."
CHICOLINI (Chico Marx): "I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll take five and ten in Woolworth."
DUCK SOUP, Paramount, 1933
110. E.T. (voice of Joe Welsh): "E.T. phone home." # 15
E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, Universal, 1982
111. WYATT (Peter Fonda): "You know, Billy. We blew it."
EASY RIDER, Columbia, 1969
112. JOHN MERRICK (John Hurt): "I am not an animal! I am a human being. I am a man."
THE ELEPHANT MAN, Paramount, 1980
113. ERIN BROCKOVICH (Julia Roberts): "They're called boobs, Ed."
ERIN BROCKOVICH Universal, 2000
114. REGAN/DEMON (Linda Blair, voice of Mercedes McCambridge): "What an excellent day for an exorcism."
THE EXORCIST, Warner Bros., 1973
115. MARGE GUNDERSON (Frances McDormand): "You betcha!"
FARGO, Gramercy, 1996
116. JEFF SPICOLI (Sean Penn): "Hey, Bud, let's party!"
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, Universal, 1982
117. ALEX FORREST (Glenn Close): "I won't be ignored, Dan!"
FATAL ATTRACTION, Paramount, 1987
118. FERRIS BUELLER (Matthew Broderick): "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, Paramount, 1986
119. COL. NATHAN JESSEP (Jack Nicholson): "You can't handle the truth!" # 29
A FEW GOOD MEN, Columbia, 1992
120. SHOELESS JOE JACKSON (voice of Ray Liotta): "If you build it, he will come." # 39
FIELD OF DREAMS, Universal, 1989
121. TYLER DURDEN (Brad Pitt): "First rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club."
FIGHT CLUB, Twentieth Century Fox, 1999
122. BOBBY DUPEA (Jack Nicholson): "Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules."
WAITRESS (Lorna Thayer): "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?"
BOBBY DUPEA: "I want you to hold it between your knees."
FIVE EASY PIECES, Columbia, 1970
123. ANDRE DELAMBRE (David Hedison): "Help me! Help me!"
THE FLY, Twentieth Century Fox, 1958
124. VERONICA QUAIFE (Geena Davis): "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
THE FLY, Twentieth Century Fox, 1986
125. MARIA (Ingrid Bergman): "I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?"
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, Paramount, 1943
126. YOUNG FORREST GUMP (Michael Conner Humphreys): "Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.'"
FORREST GUMP, Paramount, 1994
127. FORREST GUMP (Tom Hanks): "My mama always said, 'Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.'" # 40
FORREST GUMP, Paramount, 1994
128. JULIAN MARSH (Warner Baxter): "Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!" # 87
42ND STREET, Warner Bros., 1933
129. REGGIE HAMMOND (Eddie Murphy): "I'm your worst fucking nightmare, man! A nigger with a badge."
48 HOURS, Paramount, 1982
130. HENRY FRANKENSTEIN (Colin Clive): "It's alive! It's alive!" # 49
FRANKENSTEIN, Universal, 1931
131. FREAKS (Ensemble): "Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us."
FREAKS, MGM, 1932
132. JIMMY 'POPEYE' DOYLE (Gene Hackman): "When's the last time you picked your feet, Willy? Who's your connection, Willy? What's his name? I've got a man in Poughkeepsie who wants to talk to you. You ever been to Poughkeepsie?"
THE FRENCH CONNECTION, Twentieth Century Fox, 1971
133. CRAIG/SMOKEY (Chris Tucker, Ice Cube): "Damn!"
FRIDAY, New Line Cinema, 1995
134. EVELYN COUCH (Kathy Bates): "Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES, Universal, 1991
135. GUNNERY SGT. HARTMAN (R. Lee Ermey): "What is your major malfunction?"
FULL METAL JACKET, Warner Bros., 1987
136. FANNY BRICE (Barbra Streisand): "Hello, gorgeous." # 81
FUNNY GIRL, Columbia, 1968
137. MOHANDAS GANDHI (Ben Kingsley): "If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth."
GANDHI, Columbia, 1982
138. PAULA (Ingrid Bergman): "But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart!"
GASLIGHT, MGM, 1940
139. GUY HOLDEN (Fred Astaire): "Chance is the fool's name for fate."
THE GAY DIVORCEE, RKO, 1934
140. LORELEI (Marilyn Monroe): "I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever."
GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES, Twentieth Century Fox, 1953
141. SAM WHEAT (Patrick Swayze): "It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you."
GHOST, Paramount, 1990
142. DR. PETER VENKMAN (Bill Murray): "We came. We saw. We kicked its ass."
GHOSTBUSTERS, Columbia, 1984
143. DR. PETER VENKMAN (Bill Murray): "I've been slimed."
GHOSTBUSTERS, Columbia, 1984
144. GILDA (Rita Hayworth): "If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing."
GILDA, Columbia, 1946
145. MAXIMUS (Russell Crowe): "Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
GLADIATOR, DreamWorks, 2000
146. VITO CORLEONE (Marlon Brando): "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." # 2
THE GODFATHER, Paramount, 1972
147. PETE CLEMENZA (Richard S. Castellano): "Leave the gun. Take the cannolis."
THE GODFATHER, Paramount, 1972
148. PETE CLEMENZA (Richard S. Castellano): "It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."
THE GODFATHER, Paramount, 1972
149. MICHAEL CORLEONE (Al Pacino): "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."
THE GODFATHER: PART II, Paramount, 1974
150. MICHAEL CORLEONE (Al Pacino): "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." # 58
THE GODFATHER: PART II, Paramount, 1974
151. HYMAN ROTH (Lee Strasberg): "Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel."
THE GODFATHER: PART II, Paramount, 1974
152. MICHAEL CORLEONE (Al Pacino): "Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."
THE GODFATHER: PART III, Paramount, 1990
153. JAMES BOND (Sean Connery): "A martini. Shaken, not stirred." # 90
GOLDFINGER, United Artists, 1964
154. SCARLETT O'HARA (Vivien Leigh): "Fiddle-dee-dee."
GONE WITH THE WIND, MGM, 1939
155. PRISSY (Butterfly McQueen): "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies."
GONE WITH THE WIND, MGM, 1939
156. SCARLETT O'HARA (Vivien Leigh): "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." # 59
GONE WITH THE WIND, MGM, 1939
157. SCARLETT O'HARA (vivien Leigh): "After all, tomorrow is another day!" # 31
GONE WITH THE WIND, MGM, 1939
158. RHETT BUTLER (Clark Gable): "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." # 1
GONE WITH THE WIND, MGM, 1939
159. ADRIAN KRONAUER (Robin Williams): "Good morning, Vietnam!"
GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM, Touchstone, 1987
160. TOMMY DE VITO (Joe Pesci): "Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"
GOODFELLAS, Warner Bros., 1990
161. BENJAMIN BRADDOCK (Dustin Hoffman): "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" # 63
THE GRADUATE, Embassy Pictures, 1967
162. MR. MAGUIRE (Walter Brooke): "Plastics." # 42
THE GRADUATE, Embassy Pictures, 1967
163. GRUSINSKAYA (Greta Garbo): "I want to be alone." # 30
GRAND HOTEL, MGM, 1932
164. TOM JOAD (Henry Fonda): "Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there."
THE GRAPES OF WRATH, Twentieth Century Fox, 1940
165. THE POLITICIAN (William Demarest): "If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics."
THE GREAT McGINTY, Paramount, 1940
166. COL. MIKE KIRBY (John Wayne): "Out here, due process is a bullet."
THE GREEN BERETS, Warner Bros., 1968
167. JOHN WADE PRENTICE (Sidney Poitier): "You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man."
GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER, Columbia, 1967
168. BART TARE (John Dall): "We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together."
GUN CRAZY, United Artists, 1949
169. CUTTER (Cary Grant): "You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din."
GUNGA DIN, RKO, 1939
170. MAUDE (Ruth Gordon): "L-I-V-E! Live! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room."
HAROLD AND MAUDE, Paramount, 1971
171. ELWOOD P. DOWD (James Stewart): "Well, I've wrestled with reality for thirty-five years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it."
HARVEY, Universal-International, 1950
172. HELEN (Jean Harlow): "Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
HELL'S ANGELS, United Artists, 1930
173. LOUIS XVI (Mel Brooks): "It's good to be the king!"
HISTORY OF THE WORLD: PART I, Twentieth Century Fox, 1981
174. BARAVELLI (Chico Marx): "You sing-a high."
CONNIE BAILEY (Thelma Todd): "Yes, I have a falsetto voice."
BARAVELLI: "That's-a funny; my last pupil she got-a false set-a teeth."
HORSE FEATHERS, Paramount, 1932
175. HUW MORGAN (Roddy McDowall): "Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still -- real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then."
HOW GREEN WAS MY VALLEY, Twentieth Century Fox, 1941
176. HUD BANNON (Paul Newman): "I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away."
HUD, Paramount, 1963
177. QUASIMODO (Charles Laughton): "Sanctuary!"
THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME, RKO, 1939
178. BERT GORDON (George C. Scott): "Eddie, you're a born loser."
THE HUSTLER, Twentieth Century Fox, 1961
179. HELEN (Helen Vinson): "How do you live?"
JAMES ALLEN (Paul Muni): "I steal."
I AM A FUGITIVE FROM A CHAIN GANG, Warner Bros., 1932
180. TIRA (Mae West): "Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."
I'M NO ANGEL, Paramount, 1933
181. DIXON STEELE (Humphrey Bogart): "I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me."
IN A LONELY PLACE, Columbia, 1950
182. VIRGIL TIBBS (Sidney Poitier): "They call me Mister Tibbs!" # 16
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT, United Artists, 1967
183. SCOTT CAREY (Grant Williams): "To God, there is no zero. I still exist."
THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN, Universal, 1957
184. DR. MILES J. BENNELL (Kevin McCarthy): "They're here already! You're next! You're next!
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, Allied Artists, 1956
185. ELLIE ANDREWS (Claudette Colbert): "Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb."
IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT, Columbia, 1934
186. GEORGE BAILEY (James Stewart): "What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, RKO, 1946
187. HARRY BAILEY (Todd Karns): "To my big brother George, the richest man in town!"
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, RKO, 1946
188. ZUZU BAILEY (Karolyn Grimes): "Look, Daddy. Teacher says, 'Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.'"
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, RKO, 1946
189. MARTIN BRODY (Roy Scheider): "You're gonna need a bigger boat." # 35
JAWS, Universal, 1975
190. JAKIE RABINOWITZ/JACK ROBIN (Al Jolson): "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet! # 71
THE JAZZ SINGER, Warner Bros., 1927
191. NAVIN R. JOHNSON (Steve Martin): "I was born a poor black child."
THE JERK, Universal, 1979
192. ROD TIDWELL (Cuba Gooding, Jr.): "Show me the money!" # 25
JERRY MAGUIRE, TriStar, 1996
193. JERRY MAGUIRE (Tom Cruise): "You complete me."
JERRY MAGUIRE, TriStar, 1996
194. DOROTHY BOYD (Renee Zellweger): "You had me at 'hello.'" # 52
JERRY MAGUIRE, TriStar, 1996
195. DR. IAN MALCOLM (Jeff Goldblum): "Life will find a way."
JURASSIC PARK, Universal, 1993
196. MR. MIYAGI (Pat Morita): "Wax-on, wax-off."
THE KARATE KID, Columbia, 1984
197. KING MONGKUT (Yul Brynner): "Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."
THE KING AND I, Twentieth Century Fox, 1956
198. CARL DENHAM (Robert Armstrong): "Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast." # 84
KING KONG, RKO, 1933
199. RUPERT PUPKIN (Robert DeNiro): "Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime."
THE KING OF COMEDY, Twentieth Century Fox, 1983
200. DRAKE McHUGH (Ronald Reagan): "Where's the rest of me?"
KINGS ROW, Warner Bros., 1942
201. CHRISTINA (Cloris Leachman): "Get me to that bus stop and forget you ever saw me. If we don't make that bus stop..."
MIKE HAMMER (Ralph Meeker): "We will."
CHRISTINA: "If we don't, remember me."
KISS ME DEADLY, United Artists, 1955
202. BREE DANIELS (Jane Fonda): "And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best actress in the world..."
KLUTE, Warner Bros., 1971
203. KNUTE ROCKNE (Pat O'Brien): "Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper." # 89
KNUTE ROCKNE ALL AMERICAN, Warner Bros., 1940
204. HERBERT H. HEEBERT (Jerry Lewis): "Hey, lady!"
THE LADIES' MAN, Paramount, 1961
205. JEAN HARRINGTON (Barbara Stanwyck): "I need him like the axe needs the turkey."
THE LADY EVE, Paramount, 1941
206. JOE CARRACLOUGH (Roddy McDowall): "You're my Lassie come home."
LASSIE COME HOME, MGM, 1943
207. WALDO LYDECKER (Clifton Webb): "In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention."
LAURA, Twentieth Century Fox, 1944
208. T. E. LAWRENCE (Peter O'Toole): "Sherif Ali, so long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel as you are."
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA, Columbia, 1962
209. T. E. LAWRENCE (Peter O'Toole): "No prisoners! No prisoners!"
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA, Columbia, 1962
210. JIMMY DUGAN (Tom Hanks): "There's no crying in baseball!" # 54
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, Columbia, 1992
211. CESARE ENRICO 'RICO' BANDELLO (Edward G. Robinson): "Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?" # 73
LITTLE CAESAR, First National, 1930
212. THE LONE RANGER (Clayton Moore): "Hi-Yo, Silver!"
THE LONE RANGER, Warner Bros., 1956
213. GOLLUM (Andy Serkis): "My precious." # 85
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS, New Line Cinema, 2002
214. BARTENDER NAT (Howard DaSilva): "One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough."
THE LOST WEEKEND, Paramount, 1945
215. OLIVER BARRETT IV (Ryan O'Neal): "Love means never having to say you're sorry." # 13
LOVE STORY, Paramount, 1970
216. MAJ. MARGARET O'HOULIHAN (Sally Kellerman): "Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips."
M*A*S*H, Twentieth Century Fox, 1970
217. MR. ALBERT OSBORNE (Robert Benchley): "Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"
THE MAJOR AND THE MINOR, Paramount, 1942
218. MALCOLM X (Denzel Washington): "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us!"
MALCOLM X, Warner Bros., 1992
219. DR. JED HILL (Alec Baldwin): "You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something. I am God."
MALICE, Columbia, 1993
220. SAM SPADE (Humphrey Bogart): "You're good, you're very good."
THE MALTESE FALCON, Warner Bros., 1941
221. SAM SPADE (Humphrey Bogart): "The stuff that dreams are made of." # 14
THE MALTESE FALCON, Warner Bros., 1941
222. MAXWELL SCOTT (Carleton Young): "This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."
THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE, Paramount, 1962
223. ISAAC DAVIS (Woody Allen): "I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."
MANHATTAN, United Artists, 1979
224. DR. CHRISTIAN SZELL (Laurence Olivier): "Is it safe?" # 70
MARATHON MAN, Paramount, 1976
225. ANGIE (Joe Mantell): "What do you feel like doing tonight?"
MARTY (Ernest Borgnine): "I don't know, Ange. What do you feel like doing?"
MARTY, United Artists, 1955
226. STANLEY IPKISS (Jim Carrey): "Somebody stop me!"
THE MASK, New Line Cinema, 1994
227. ESTHER SMITH (Judy Garland): "I can't believe it. Right here where we live - right here in St. Louis."
MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS, MGM, 1944
228. JACK BYRNES (Robert DeNiro): "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
MEET THE PARENTS, Universal, 2000
229. AGENT J (Will Smith): "You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."
MEN IN BLACK, Columbia, 1997
230. 'RATSO' RIZZO (Dustin Hoffman): "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!" # 27
MIDNIGHT COWBOY, United Artists, 1969
231. IDA CORWIN (Eve Arden): "Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."
MILDRED PIERCE, Warner Bros., 1945
232. ANNIE WILKES (Kathy Bates): "I am your number one fan."
MISERY, Columbia, 1990
233. ENSIGN PULVER (Jack Lemmon): "Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"
MISTER ROBERTS, Warner Bros., 1955
234. JOAN CRAWFORD (Faye Dunaway): "No wire hangers, ever!" # 72
MOMMIE DEAREST, Paramount, 1981
235. LORETTA CASTORINI (Cher): "Snap out of it!" # 96
MOONSTRUCK, MGM, 1987
236. JUDGE MAY (H.B. Warner): "But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom."
MR. DEEDS GOES TO TOWN, Columbia, 1936
237. JEFFERSON SMITH (James Stewart): "I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too."
MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON, Columbia, 1939
238. JEFFERSON SMITH (James Stewart): "You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the Taylors and all their armies come marching into this place."
MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON, Columbia, 1939
239. VICAR (Henry Wilcoxon): "This is the people's war! It is our war! We are the fighters! Fight it, then! Fight it with all that is in us, and may God defend the right."
MRS. MINIVER, MGM, 1942
240. CAPTAIN BLIGH (Charles Laughton): "Mr. Christian!"
MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY, MGM, 1935
241. MONA LISA VITO (Marisa Tomei): "My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married!"
MY COUSIN VINNY, Twentieth Century Fox, 1992
242. WYATT EARP (Henry Fonda): "Mac, you ever been in love?"
MAC (J. Farrell MacDonald): "No, I've been a bartender all my life."
MY DARLING CLEMENTINE, Twentieth Century Fox, 1946
243. CUTHBERT J. TWILLIE (W.C. Fields): "Will you take me?"
FLOWER BELLE LEE (Mae West): "I'll take you -- and how."
MY LITTLE CHICKADEE, Universal, 1940
244. NARRATOR (voice of Mark Hellinger): "There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them."
THE NAKED CITY, Universal, 1948
245. JOHN 'BLUTO' BLUTARSKY (John Belushi): "Toga! Toga!" # 82
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE, Universal, 1978
246. JOHN 'BLUTO' BLUTARSKY (John Belushi): "Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!"
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE, Universal, 1978
247. DEAN WORMER (John Vernon): "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE, Universal, 1978
248. DEXTER (Bud Abbott): "Who's on first." # 91
THE NAUGHTY NINETIES, Universal, 1945
249. HOWARD BEALE (Peter Finch): "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! # 19
NETWORK, United Artists, 1976
250. CLOAKROOM GIRL: "Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!"
MAUDIE TRIPLETT (Mae West): "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, Paramount, 1932
251. OTIS B. DRIFTWOOD (Groucho Marx): "It's alright, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause."
FIORELLO (Chico Marx): "You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus."
A NIGHT AT THE OPERA, MGM, 1935
252. REV. HARRY POWELL (Robert Mitchum): "Would you like me to tell you the little story of right hand, left hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E. It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E. You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man - the right hand, friends, the hand of love."
THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER, United Artists, 1955
253. CHILDREN: "One, two, Freddy's coming for you..."
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, New Line, 1984
254. COUNT LEON D'ALGOUT (Melvyn Douglas): "Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half."
NINOTCHKA, MGM, 1939
255. NINOTCHKA (Greta Garbo): "Must you flirt?"
LEON (Melvyn Douglas): "Well, I don't have to, but I find it natural."
NINOTCHKA: "Suppress it."
NINOTCHKA, MGM, 1939
256. CHARLOTTE VALE (Bette Davis): "Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars." # 46
NOW, VOYAGER, Warner Bros., 1942
257. OSCAR MADISON (Walter Matthau): "I cannot stand little notes on my pillow! 'We are all out of cornflakes, F.U.' It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger."
THE ODD COUPLE, Paramount, 1968
258. GOD (George Burns): "The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea."
OH, GOD!, Warner Bros., 1977
259. ETHEL THAYER (Katharine Hepburn): "Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!" # 88
ON GOLDEN POND, Universal, 1981
260. ETHEL THAYER (Katharine Hepburn): "Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back."
ON GOLDEN POND, Universal, 1981
261. TERRY MALLOY (Marlon Brando): "You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." # 3
ON THE WATERFRONT, Columbia, 1954
262. KAREN BLIXEN (V.O., voice of Meryl Streep): "I had a farm in Africa."
OUT OF AFRICA, Universal, 1985
263. JEFF BAILEY (Robert Mitchum): "You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it."
OUT OF THE PAST, RKO, 1947
264. KATHIE MOFFAT (Jane Greer): "I think we deserve a break."
JEFF BAILEY (Robert Mitchum): "We deserve each other."
OUT OF THE PAST, RKO, 1947
265. JOSEY WALES (Clint Eastwood): "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."
THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES, Warner Bros., 1976
266. JOHN D. HACKENSACKER III (Rudy Vallee): "Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed."
THE PALM BEACH STORY, Paramount, 1942
267. MIKE CONOVAN (Spencer Tracy): "Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice."
PAT AND MIKE, MGM, 1952
268. GEN. GEORGE PATTON (George C. Scott): "Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
PATTON, Twentieth Century Fox, 1970
269. PEE-WEE HERMAN (Paul Reubens): "I know you are, but what am I?"
PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE, Warner Bros., 1985
270. MIKE CONNOR (James Stewart): "You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts."
THE PHILADELPHIA STORY, MGM, 1940
271. JAN MORROW (Doris Day): "Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition."
PILLOW TALK, Universal-International, 1959
272. CHIEF INSP. JACQUES CLOUSEAU (Peter Sellers): "Does your dog bite?"
THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN, United Artists, 1976
273. THE BLUE FAIRY (voice of Evelyn Venable): "A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face."
PINOCCHIO, Disney, 1940
274. GEORGE EASTMAN (Montgomery Clift): "I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you."
A PLACE IN THE SUN, Paramount, 1951
275. GEORGE TAYLOR (Charlton Heston): "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" # 66
PLANET OF THE APES, Twentieth Century Fox, 1968
276. CAROL ANNE FREELING (Heather O'Rourke): "They're here!" # 69
POLTERGEIST, MGM, 1982
277. PROF. EUSTACE P. McGARGLE (W.C. Fields): "Never give a sucker an even break."
POPPY, Paramount, 1936
278. FRANK CHAMBERS (John Garfield): "With my brains and your looks, we could go places."
THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE, MGM, 1946
279. VIVIAN (Julia Roberts): "I want the fairy tale."
PRETTY WOMAN, Touchstone, 1990
280. LOU GEHRIG (Gary Cooper): "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth." # 38
THE PRIDE OF THE YANKEES, RKO, 1942
281. INIGO MONTOYA (Mandy Patinkin): "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
THE PRINCESS BRIDE, Twentieth Century Fox, 1987
282. PVT. JUDY BENJAMIN (Goldie Hawn): "I did join the Army, but I joined a different Army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms."
PRIVATE BENJAMIN, Warner Bros., 1980
283. FRANZ LIEBKIND (Kenneth Mars): "Not many people know it, but the Führer was a terrific dancer."
THE PRODUCERS, AVCO Embassy, 1968
284. NORMAN BATES (Anthony Perkins): "A boy's best friend is his mother." # 56
PSYCHO, Paramount, 1960
285. NORMAN BATES (Anthony Perkins): "We all go a little mad sometimes."
PSYCHO, Paramount, 1960
286. TOM POWERS (James Cagney): "I ain't so tough."
THE PUBLIC ENEMY, Warner Bros., 1931
287. ZED (Peter Greene): "Bring out the Gimp."
PULP FICTION, Miramax, 1994
288. VINCENT (John Travolta): "They call it a 'Royale with Cheese.'"
PULP FICTION, Miramax, 1994
289. INDIANA JONES (Harrison Ford): "Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?"
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, Paramount, 1987
290. RAYMOND BABBITT (Dustin Hoffman): "I'm an excellent driver."
RAIN MAN, United Artists, 1988
291. H. I. McDUNNOUGH (Nicolas Cage): "I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."
RAISING ARIZONA, Twentieth Century Fox, 1987
292. THE SECOND MRS. DE WINTER (V. O., voice of Joan Fontaine): "Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again."
REBECCA, United Artists, 1940
293. JIM STARK (James Dean): "You're tearing me apart!"
REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE, Warner Bros., 1955
294. CHERRY VALANCE (John Ireland): "There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun -- a Swiss watch and a woman from anywhere."
RED RIVER, United Artists, 1948
295. MR. BLONDE (Michael Madsen): "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
RESERVOIR DOGS, Miramax, 1992
296. MILES (Curtis Armstrong): "Sometimes you gotta say, 'What the fuck.'"
RISKY BUSINESS, Warner Bros., 1983
297. ROCKY BALBOA (Sylvester Stallone): "Yo, Adrian!" # 80
ROCKY, United Artists, 1976
298. ROSEMARY WOODHOUSE (Mia Farrow): "This isn't a dream! This is really happening!"
ROSEMARY'S BABY, Paramount, 1968
299. CAPT. JOHN MILLER (Tom Hanks): "Earn this."
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, DreamWorks, 1998
300. LLOYD DOBLER (John Cusack): "I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."
SAY ANYTHING..., Twentieth Century Fox, 1989
301. TONY MONTANA (Al Pacino): "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" # 61
SCARFACE, Universal, 1983
302. LT. COL. FRANK SLADE (Al Pacino): "Hoo-ah!"
SCENT OF A WOMAN, Universal, 1992
303. ITZAK STERN (Ben Kingsley): "The list is an absolute good. The list is life."
SCHINDLER'S LIST, Universal, 1993
304. GHOSTFACE (voice of Roger L. Jackson): "Do you like scary movies?"
SCREAM, Dimension, 1996
305. ETHAN EDWARDS (John Wayne): "Let's go home, Debbie."
THE SEARCHERS, Warner Bros., 1956
306. JOEY STARRETT (Brandon DeWilde): "Shane! Shane! Come back!" # 47
SHANE, Paramount, 1953
307. SHANGHAI LILY (Marlene Dietrich): "It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily."
SHANGHAI EXPRESS, Paramount, 1932
308. ANDY (Tim Robbins) & RED (Morgan Freeman): "Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, Columbia, 1994
309. LADY LOU (Mae West): "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?" # 26
SHE DONE HIM WRONG, Paramount, 1933
310. CAPT. NATHAN BRITTLES (John Wayne): "Never apologize and never explain, it's a sign of weakness."
SHE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON, RKO, 1949
311. MARS BLACKMON (Spike Lee): "Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby-baby. Please!"
SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT, Island Pictures, 1986
312. JACK TORRANCE (Jack Nicholson): "Here's Johnny!" # 68
THE SHINING, Warner Bros., 1980
313. DR. HANNIBAL LECTER (Anthony Hopkins): "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." # 21
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, Orion, 1991
314. DR. HANNIBAL LECTER (Anthony Hopkins): "I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, Orion, 1991
315. MARCEL MARCEAU (Marcel Marceau): "Non!"
SILENT MOVIE, Twentieth Century-Fox, 1976
316. LINA LAMONT (Jean Hagen): What do they think I am, dumb or something? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!
SINGIN' IN THE RAIN, MGM, 1952
317. COLE SEAR (Haley Joel Osment): "I see dead people." # 44
THE SIXTH SENSE, Hollywood Pictures, 1999
318. LUNA SCHLOSSER (Diane Keaton): "It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years."
MILES MONROE (Woody Allen): "Two hundred and four, if you count my marriage."
SLEEPER, United Artists, 1973
319. QUEEN (voice of Lucille La Verne): "Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?"
SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS, Disney, 1937
320. JERRY (Jack Lemmon): "Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!"
SOME LIKE IT HOT, United Artists, 1959
321. OSGOOD FIELDING III (Joe E. Brown): "Well, nobody's perfect." # 48
SOME LIKE IT HOT, United Artists, 1959
322. OLIVER (Oliver Hardy): "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" # 60
SONS OF THE DESERT, MGM, 1933
323. DET. ROBERT THORN (Charlton Heston): "Soylent Green is people!" # 77
SOYLENT GREEN, MGM, 1973
324. ANTONINUS/REBEL SLAVES (Tony Curtis, Ensemble): "I'm Spartacus! I'm Spartacus!"
SPARTACUS, Universal, 1960
325. TERRY RANDALL (Katharine Hepburn): "The calla lilies are in bloom again."
STAGE DOOR, RKO, 1937
326. OBERST VON SCHERBACH (Otto Preminger): "Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway."
STALAG 17, Paramount, 1953
327. ESTHER BLODGETT (Judy Garland): "Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine."
A STAR IS BORN, Warner Bros., 1954
328. HAN SOLO (Harrison Ford): "May the Force be with you." # 8
STAR WARS, Twentieth Century Fox, 1977
329. PRINCESS LEIA (Carrie Fisher): "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."
STAR WARS, Twentieth Century Fox, 1977
330. DARTH VADER (David Prowse, voice of James Earl Jones): "I am your father."
STAR WARS V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, Twentieth Century Fox, 1980
331. YODA (Frank Oz): "Do, or do not. There is no try."
STAR WARS V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, Twentieth Century Fox, 1980
332. STANLEY KOWALSKI (Marlon Brando): "Stella! Hey, Stella!" # 45
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, Warner Bros., 1951
333. BLANCHE DUBOIS (Vivien Leigh): "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." # 75
A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, Warner Bros., 1951
334. HARRY CALLAHAN (Clint Eastwood): "Go ahead, make my day." # 6
SUDDEN IMPACT, Warner Bros., 1983
335. JOHN L. SULLIVAN (Joel McCrea): "There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that's all some people have? It isn't much, but it's better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan. Boy!"
SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS, Paramount, 1941
336. NORMA DESMOND (Gloria Swanson): "I am big! It's the pictures that got small." # 24
SUNSET BOULEVARD, Paramount, 1950
337. NORMA DESMOND (Gloria Swanson): "We didn't need dialogue. We had faces."
SUNSET BOULEVARD, Paramount, 1950
338. NORMA DESMOND (Gloria Swanson): "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." # 7
SUNSET BOULEVARD, Paramount, 1950
339. YOUNGBLOOD PRIEST (Ron O'Neal): "Can you dig it?"
SUPERFLY, Warner Bros., 1972
340. SUPERMAN (Christopher Reeve): "I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way."
SUPERMAN, Warner Bros., 1978
341. J. J. HUNSECKER (Burt Lancaster): "Match me, Sidney."
SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS, United Artists, 1957
342. TRENT (Vince Vaughn): "You're so money, and you don't even know it."
SWINGERS, Miramax, 1996
343. TRENT (Vince Vaughn): "Vegas, baby."
SWINGERS, Miramax, 1996
344. BANK TELLER #1 (Ensemble): "Does this look like 'gub' or 'gun'?"
BANK TELLER #2 (Ensemble): "Gun. See? But what's 'abt' mean?"
VIRGIL STARKWELL (Woody Allen): "It's 'act'. A-C-T. Act natural. Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and act natural."
BANK TELLER #1: "Oh, I see. This is a holdup?"
TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN, Cinerama, 1969
345. TARZAN (Johnny Weissmuller): "Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan."
TARZAN THE APE MAN, MGM, 1932
346. TRAVIS BICKLE (Robert DeNiro): "You talkin' to me?" # 10
TAXI DRIVER, Columbia, 1976
347. LAURA REYNOLDS (Deborah Kerr): "Years from now, when you talk about this and you will -- be kind."
TEA AND SYMPATHY, MGM, 1956
348. NEFRETIRI (Anne Baxter): "Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!"
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, Paramount, 1956
349. THE TERMINATOR (Arnold Schwarzenegger): "I'll be back." # 37
THE TERMINATOR, Orion, 1984
350. THE TERMINATOR (Arnold Schwarzenegger): "Hasta la vista, baby." # 76
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY, TriStar, 1991
351. AURORA GREENWAY (Shirley MacLaine): "Would you like to come in?
GARRETT BREEDLOVE (Jack Nicholson): "I'd rather stick needles in my eyes."
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT, Paramount, 1983
352. NADA (Roddy Piper): "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
THEY LIVE, Universal, 1988
353. NORA CHARLES (Myrna Loy): "They say you were shot in the tabloids."
NICK CHARLES (William Powell): "They never got near my tabloids."
THE THIN MAN, MGM, 1934
354. NED 'SCOTTY' SCOTT (Douglas Spencer): "Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the skies!"
THE THING FROM ANOTHER WORLD, RKO, 1951
355. HARRY LIME (Orson Welles): "In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
THE THIRD MAN, Selznick Releasing, 1949
356. NIGEL TUFNEL (Christopher Guest): "These go to eleven."
THIS IS SPINAL TAP, Embassy Pictures, 1984
357. JACK DAWSON (Leonardo DiCaprio): "I'm king of the world!" # 100
TITANIC, Paramount/Twentieth Century Fox, 1997
358. COL. EHRHARDT (Sig Ruman): "What he did to Shakepeare, we are doing now to Poland."
TO BE OR NOT TO BE, United Artists, 1942
359. FRANCES STEVENS (Grace Kelly): "Do you want a leg or a breast?"
TO CATCH A THIEF, Paramount, 1955
360. MARIE 'SLIM' BROWNING (Lauren Bacall): "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." # 34
TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT, Warner Bros., 1944
361. REVEREND SYKES (William Walker): "Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing."
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, Universal, 1962
362. ATTICUS FINCH (Gregory Peck): "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it."
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, Universal, 1962
363. RITA (Doris Belack): "I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back?"
CAMERAMAN: "How do you feel about Cleveland?"
TOOTSIE, Columbia, 1982
364. LT. PETE 'MAVERICK' MITCHELL (Tom Cruise): "I feel the need..."
LT. PETE 'MAVERICK' MITCHELL/ LT. NICK 'GOOSE' BRADSHAW (Anthony Edwards): "...the need for speed!" # 94
TOP GUN, Paramount, 1986
365. TANYA (Marlene Dietrich): "He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people?"
TOUCH OF EVIL, Universal, 1958
366. BUZZ LIGHTYEAR (voice of Tim Allen): "To infinity and beyond!"
TOY STORY, Disney/Pixar, 1995
367. GOLD HAT (Alfonso Bedoya): "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" # 36
THE TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE, Warner Bros., 1948
368. MARIETTE COLET (Kay Francis): "You see, François, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, François, I think it would be a mistake."
TROUBLE IN PARADISE, Paramount, 1932
369. ROOSTER COGBURN (John Wayne): "Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch!"
TRUE GRIT, Paramount, 1969
370. HAL (V.O., voice of Douglas Rains): "Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid."
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, MGM, 1968
371. DAVE BOWMAN (Keir Dullea): "Open the pod bay doors, HAL." # 78
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, MGM, 1968
372. WILLIAM 'BILL' MUNNY (Clint Eastwood): "It's a hell of a thing killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
UNFORGIVEN, Warner Bros., 1992
373. VERBAL KINT (Kevin Spacey): "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
THE USUAL SUSPECTS Columbia, 1995
374. THE VIRGINIAN (Gary Cooper): "If you wanna call me that, smile."
THE VIRGINIAN, Paramount, 1929
375. STANLEY MOTSS (Dustin Hoffman): "This is nothing!"
WAG THE DOG, New Line, 1997
376. GORDON GEKKO (Michael Douglas): "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good." # 57
WALL STREET, Twentieth Century Fox, 1987
377. JOSHUA THE COMPUTER (voice of James Ackerman): "Would you like to play a game?"
WARGAMES, MGM, 1983
378. LUTHER (David Patrick Kelly): "Warriors, come out to play!"
THE WARRIORS, Paramount, 1979
379. WAYNE CAMPBELL/GARTH ALGAR (Mike Myers, Dana Carvey): "Schwing!"
WAYNE'S WORLD, Paramount, 1992
380. WAYNE CAMPBELL/GARTH ALGAR (Mike Myers, Dana Carvey): "We're not worthy. We're not worthy."
WAYNE'S WORLD, Paramount, 1992
381. CURT DUNCAN (V.0., voice of Tony Beckley): "Have you checked the children lately?"
WHEN A STRANGER CALLS, Columbia, 1979
382. CUSTOMER (Estelle Reiner): "I'll have what she's having." # 33
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY..., Columbia, 1989
383. HARRY BURNS (Billy Crystal): "But I would be proud..."
SALLY ALBRIGHT (Meg Ryan): "But I would be proud..."
HARRY BURNS: "...to partake..."
SALLY ALBRIGHT: "...to partake..."
HARRY BURNS: "...of your pecan pie."
SALLY ALBRIGHT: "...of your pecan pie."
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY..., Columbia, 1989
384. ARTHUR 'CODY' JARRETT (James Cagney): "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" # 18
WHITE HEAT, Warner Bros., 1949
385. JESSICA RABBIT (voice of Kathleen Turner): "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, Touchstone, 1988
386. GEORGE (Richard Burton): "And that's how you play 'Get the Guests.'"
WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?, Warner Bros., 1966
387. PIKE BISHOP (William Holden): "If they move, kill 'em."
THE WILD BUNCH, Warner Bros., 1969
388. MILDRED (Peggy Maley): "Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against?"
JOHNNY STRABLER (Marlon Brando): "What've you got?"
THE WILD ONE, Columbia, 1953
389. DOROTHY GALE (Judy Garland): "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." # 4
THE WIZARD OF OZ, MGM, 1939
390. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST (Margaret Hamilton): "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!" # 99
THE WIZARD OF OZ, MGM, 1939
391. DOROTHY GALE/THE SCARECROW/THE TIN MAN (Judy Garland, Ray Bolger, Jack Haley): "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"
THE WIZARD OF OZ, MGM, 1939
392. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST (Margaret Hamilton): "I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!"
THE WIZARD OF OZ, MGM, 1939
393. THE WIZARD OF OZ (Frank Morgan): "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
THE WIZARD OF OZ, MGM, 1939
394. DOROTHY GALE (Judy Garland): "There's no place like home." # 23
THE WIZARD OF OZ, MGM, 1939
395. SAM CRAIG (Roscoe Karns): "Women should be kept illiterate and clean, like canaries."
WOMAN OF THE YEAR, MGM, 1942
396. CRYSTAL ALLEN (Joan Crawford): "There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel."
THE WOMEN, MGM, 1939
397. TESS McGILL (Melanie Griffith): "I have a head for business and a bod for sin."
WORKING GIRL, Twentieth Century Fox, 1988
398. CATHY (Merle Oberon): "No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me -- now -- standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever."
WUTHERING HEIGHTS, United Artists, 1939
399. GEORGE M. COHAN (James Cagney): "My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you." # 97
YANKEE DOODLE DANDY, Warner Bros., 1942
400. IGOR (Marty Feldman): "What hump?"
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, Twentieth Century Fox, 1974
List taken from The Film Site.
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Monday, June 20, 2005
¿Verano?
Esta noche a las 8:27 p.m. es que comienza oficialmente el Verano en el Hemisferio Norte del Planeta.
Yo siempre he dicho que aquí hay dos estaciones: Verano e Infierno...
Para colmo de males, creo que los niveles de humedad están altísimos....
Uf!!!!!
Y entonces llego a la oficina y no hay aire acondicionado por "problemas técnicos".... ¡en un lugar donde las ventanas están selladas!
¡Me voy a quemar del calor!
Yo siempre he dicho que aquí hay dos estaciones: Verano e Infierno...
Para colmo de males, creo que los niveles de humedad están altísimos....
Uf!!!!!
Y entonces llego a la oficina y no hay aire acondicionado por "problemas técnicos".... ¡en un lugar donde las ventanas están selladas!
¡Me voy a quemar del calor!
¡Ya sabes leer!
Felicidades a Emely, la hija mayor de Maribel, por haberse graduado de "Ya Sé Leer" la semana pasada...
Saturday, June 18, 2005
Diarrea bucal
Si quieres, puedes hacer click aqui para que te compres un antidiarréico especial para el tipo de diarrea que tienes, y también aqui para que te compres una buena pasta dental para ver si se pueden borrar los residuos que te quedaron en la boca de todos los DISPARATES que dijiste...
Esto es lo bueno de saber un chin de computadoras:
Esta es tu información:
Este es tu IP Address - cpe-24-90-104-54.nyc.res.rr.com
Utilizaste Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 en una PC corriendo Windows XP
Ya eso de anónimo no funciona. Tengo más info, pero me la voy a reservar...
para que te compres un antidiarréico especial para el tipo de diarrea que tienes, y también aqui para que te compres una buena pasta dental para ver si se pueden borrar los residuos que te quedaron en la boca de todos los DISPARATES que dijiste...Esto es lo bueno de saber un chin de computadoras:
Esta es tu información:
Este es tu IP Address - cpe-24-90-104-54.nyc.res.rr.com
Utilizaste Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 en una PC corriendo Windows XP
Ya eso de anónimo no funciona. Tengo más info, pero me la voy a reservar...
Busca oficio!!!!!!
Un saludo...
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